MERGED--> I hate being................ + Singletons Only!!

[cell]

*drinks beer, slams the empty can down*


repeats as needed

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

hell yeah! *orders another round*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

*grabs random guy and makes out with him*

Woooooooooo hoooooooooooo!

*orders another drink*

Cheers to the girls in the Single Bar!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

*beer goggles taking effect*

hey that guy in the corner looks like Chris Martin

*runs and tackles CM look alike come to find out he looks more like Drew Carrey*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

*realizes she is laughing WAY too hard-must be the alcohol*

 

[bonosloveslave]

Uhhh, I'm not single - but I want an amaretto sour if I may.
Pweeeese?

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I'm sorry. I love you but you have to go drink in the Couples Bar.

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=70210

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

alright Beth but no talking about your SO!

 

[adamswildhoney]

hey i am single too!!! Do I get any shots??

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

*hands adamswildhoney a shot of ________*

Please fill in blank below and enjoy!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

she is a newbie to the shots. kelly you get tequila...

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Wooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooo!

*reaches over the bar and grabs another beer*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

:licks slams and sucks: *slams shot glass on bar*


*runs to find my CM look alike*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

*runs off to find Bono and hits wall*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

*leaves Singleton bar with CM look alike*


i am going to bed. night all but before i go....


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SINGLETON U2SAVESTHEWORLD BEER DRINKING PAL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

*wipes tear from face before realizing its actually beer*

Thanks sweetie!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Stories for Boys]

well, all you other singletons went to bed...so i'll just have to be the alcoholic that i am and drink alone...

*grabs a beer*

i must be really bad off...i hate beer...

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

No. I'm still here.

Wooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[meegannie]

Looks like SOMEONE is going to have to leave this thread.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

OMFG.

 

[cell]

Looks like SOMEONE is going to have to leave this thread.

 

[adamswildhoney]

she is a newbie to the shots. kelly you get tequila...

hahaha nah I prefer Vodka!!!!

 

[Diemen]

The thread title is deceiving. It should say "Singleton Ladies Only," cause daaayum, I was thinking of posting something nice and thoughtful about being single, but woah I don't want to disrupt the estrogen brigade!

 

[Laura M]

I love being single I hate going out with people

So can I have a drink too then?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Laura you can drink up with us too. Diemen you can join in and bust up the estrogen fest just no sappiness.




*pops 2 asprin for minor hangover*

 

[Laura M]

I cant legally drink until April but Meh can I have baileys with lots of ice please?

 

[Laura M]

So ye know like what happens here does everyone drown their sorrows, do we meet nice handsome boys....???

 

[Stories for Boys]

the weird claw!!

it's only noon, but there's no time like the present...*grabs a wine cooler*...

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Laura from Belfast, there are no age limits for drinking in our singleton bar.

Innocent Laura, wine cooler i didn't know those were still out on the market? how about a Mike's Hard Lemonade. yummy!