I heard one morning on the radio a weather forecast that went something like...
Weather Chick: Basicaly says today is going to be sunny, hot, perfect, not a cloud in the sky, will be that way for days.
DJ (Merrick for any Sydney people): Cuts in.."Hey, look outside. Whats that?"
Weather Chick: Umm....rain.
DJ: Thats right you dickhead. Rain. Go away and come back in 15 minutes when you've got it right.
Ugh, it was funnier if you heard it.