KIRK:
1. bad hair
2. punching
3. obviously tiny penis
4. is a douche
PICARD:
1. no hair
2. eloquence and education
3. courage
4. doesn't take shit, even from the borg
5. drinks tea
6. has the esteem, respect, trust and admiration of both crew and superiors
7. lays the diplomatic smackdown that would even put pierre trudeau to shame
8. "I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!!!"
i think it's clear that picard is infinitely better than that pussy kirk. i rest my case.
1. bad hair
2. punching
3. obviously tiny penis
4. is a douche
PICARD:
1. no hair
2. eloquence and education
3. courage
4. doesn't take shit, even from the borg
5. drinks tea
6. has the esteem, respect, trust and admiration of both crew and superiors
7. lays the diplomatic smackdown that would even put pierre trudeau to shame
8. "I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!!!"
i think it's clear that picard is infinitely better than that pussy kirk. i rest my case.