OK, I know this is slightly chauvinistic, but I don't really care.
This morning, on the way to school, I was standing waiting for the bus. There was a pack of three girls standing next to me. I could see them all clearly, and they were obviously friends as they were chatting away. So of course, me being an 18 year-old male, I'm checking them out. One of them is cute, but somewhat average. Another one has an amazing body but her face looks rather plain. The other had a really hot-looking face, but had a pretty dumpy-looking body. So, forgetting all about the average one for the moment, a question formed in my mind: "If I had to choose one of these two girls, how would I go about that?"
So I decided to come up with a totally new rating system.
For looks, there are two distinct categories: face and body. Of course, there are definitely many sub-categories within Face & Body, but the main system focusses on the aggregate of the two categories.
When looking at a girl, you must rate each category on a scale of one to ten. The categories both start at ten and then are deducted points as necessary. Face is judged on overall pleasantness, blemishes, any unusual sizes/shapes, mannerisms, and smile (the latter category being the heaviest weighted). Body is judged on overall pleasantness, ass, breasts, stomach, legs, grace, muscularity, and fat content. Keep in mind that these categories are fluid, so they may or may not be used in the judging process, or other categories may be added as necessary. Anyways, you judge this on a scale of one to ten.
There are 5 different categories in which a girl may be placed. If she's completely average, nothing to turn you off, but really nothing to write home about, she is called a "Double", because the numbers are similar, and both about 5 (plus or minus one on each side of 5). A girl who has very high ratings in both Face & Body is a "High Double" because the numbers are similar (plus or minus one on either side), but are BOTH over 8. A girl who looks like a train wreck and gets very low ratings on both categories is a "Low Double", which is both numbers under 2. It is a rare girl who is a High or Low Double, but High Doubles are more common than Low Doubles, because it is most certainly possible for a Low Double to get all done up nicely and make it into a higher category. If the numbers vary by more than one on either end, or are around 6:7 or 4:3, then it depends on the category which is rated higher. If the Face rating is higher than the Body rating, a girl is called a "Face-Body". If the opposite is true, she is a "Body-Face". This is important to make the distinction. Body is (at least for me) weighted slightly higher than Face because I'd rather have a girl who is cute but has an amazing body than a girl who is hot but looks like she's gone through a dryer. Therefore, there are more Body-Faces in the world because of the slight weighting discrepancy.
So for example, let's say a girl has a stellar body but her face looks like she's been run over by a herd of wildebeest. She's a 9 for body, but a 3 for face. She's definitely a Body-Face. Or another girl that's absolutely hot as hell, she's a High Double.
I'm a fucking genius.