phillyfan26
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And now that I'm caught up, I shall go see Diamond's shenanigans for today.
phillyfan26 said:
Yes. Sexual tension is the lifeblood of conversations between men and women.
LemonMelon said:
The mysterious distance, if you will.
Somebody please give me a beatdown for saying that just now.
Varitek said:top ten of shit that goes down in open rooms, urine appreciator
phillyfan26 said:
10. Nothing. Unfortunately.
9. Dane Cook breaks in and realizes he has a stupid fascination with doors, because he's an idiot. He breaks down two doors and then shouts something about the MLB playoffs. He also says something horribly unfunny.
8. Dalton breaks in and swaps his pillow with the mysterious cum with your clean pillow.
7. Someone breaks in and realizes they broke into the wrong place.
6. Someone breaks in and steals something valuable.
5. A couple of college kids break into your room and has sex.
4. Drunk college kids break into your room and have sex.
3. Drunk college kids break into your room, has sex, and the girl is a spitzer.
2. Multiple college kids break into your room and have sex, in a number of different places in the room.
1. 2 girls, 1 cup.
phillyfan26 said:
1. 2 girls, 1 cup.
Varitek said:hahhaha i was wondering where you went
LemonMelon said:So, I am I the new virgin know-it-all from the most backwards part of the USA, AKA the new Screwtape? Or am I too self-aware for that?
LemonMelon said:
I shudder.
Varitek said:ima hava nap
phillyfan26 said:
Don't dream of other Interference members.