Dalton
Blue Crack Addict
Is that Lance's Mom?
Nah, you would be able to see the rash if it were her.
Is that Lance's Mom?
how sad, i think i know that area better than she doesI don't fucking KNOW. She was all "I know this area, it's easy!" and then "... I've no idea where I am". We drove around a bit with her saying "I can figure it out!" but that just turned into driving in circles, so once we passed somewhere we'd already been, I just said fuck it and worked out how to get wherever it was we wanted (Broadway sounds familiar).
yeah, that's tailgating too.
the tailgating they're referring to is before a big sports game, people hang out in the parking lot of the venue and grill food, etc. it's just a huge party.
that's exactly why i picked that hotel, sadly. i was looking at hotels, saw that one was on west end, and i was like "i have to stay here!"Was it the East End Boys and West End Girls fucking your shit up, 'Ver? Is that what got you lost?
I'd blame David Bowie. He's notorious for that kind of tomfoolery.
And beer. Don't forget beer. Important to tailgating.
that's exactly why i picked that hotel, sadly. i was looking at hotels, saw that one was on west end, and i was like "i have to stay here!"
oooh, i like buffett. tell me about the tailgatingI went to a Jimmy Buffett concert once. Talk about tailgating.
What happened?
how sad, i think i know that area better than she doesi have a gps unit in my car, but when i'm in nashville i rarely need it. i could tell you how to get from here to my hotel just off the top of my head. then how to get to opry mills road. and so on...
You are a nerd.
Not that I'd stay in the hotel from Ghostbusters if I had the chance or anything.
If you mean the one Screwy fell for, this story could take a while.
And beer. Don't forget beer. Important to tailgating.
well, to be honest, i rely on the internet maps too when i'm out of town. but i have a good photographic memory for driving, so i can get a good sense of my surroundings.Outside of routes she drove regularly, she was hopeless. I guess because she always just got directions from Google Maps and never bothered to study the map itself. Just read "left here, right there". But yeah, I was just amazed that nobody in her family owned a map or anything. Everybody I know here has a Melways in their car. And I'll study it to find routes that are shorter and avoid heavily trafficked roads or confusing intersections. Seems to work out better than trusting Google Maps' bizarre directions.
i can't help it.
Short version?
oooh, i like buffett. tell me about the tailgating![]()
You wouldn't know a beer if it grew arms and legs, walked up to you, and smacked you on the mouth.
That not only breaks the cycle, but rapes its entire family and burns down its house.
It's one of your more endearing qualities.