If you pay me about $1000 a litre for petrol
I'm actually not headed to melbourne for the next couple of weeks. Work is moving office this weekend, and next weekend I've got a 21st.
What, your car doesn't run on love like Ian's does?
Quit your job. Come work for me. I'll pay you 5c a day. All you have to do in return is cook gourmet meals, keep the place clean, and do any uni work I can't be arsed doing.