Upperthong, West Yorkshire Superthread

[mysterious_jen]

how does he feel about it?? does it bother him?

he writes fucking poetry about it

 

[cobl04]

oh yeah as you do

 

[Axver]

*has one English parent too, and also plans to work in the UK for a year*

One English parent ... and one Roman parent?




I know, I've run this joke well and truly into the ground.

 

[cobl04]

 

[cobl04]

i hate my laptop's battery.

 

[Axver]

how does he feel about it?? does it bother him?

He's waiting for the special someone to love forever, swoon with poetry, and have some amazing spiritual experience that will unravel the secrets of life, the universe, and everything.

He's going to be sorely disappointed when he has sex for the first time, and I say that as a virgin! His expectations are just so over-inflated that nothing could possibly fulfill them.

And I still maintain he's a liar. Every male in history has had a wank. EVERY MALE.

 

[Cin]

i hate my laptop's battery.

I don't have a laptop, just a big ole puter that's plugged into the wall

 

[Alisaura]

The superhero wins again. YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE TIDE!

I've nearly caught up, damn you.

 

[Axver]

I've nearly caught up, damn you.

Then you'll go to bed and get owned again.

 

[Cin]

He's waiting for the special someone to love forever, swoon with poetry, and have some amazing spiritual experience that will unravel the secrets of life, the universe, and everything.

He's going to be sorely disappointed when he has sex for the first time, and I say that as a virgin! His expectations are just so over-inflated that nothing could possibly fulfill them.

And I still maintain he's a liar. Every male in history has had a wank. EVERY MALE.

is that why your hands are so silky smooth. . . . .

 

[cobl04]

He's waiting for the special someone to love forever, swoon with poetry, and have some amazing spiritual experience that will unravel the secrets of life, the universe, and everything.

He's going to be sorely disappointed when he has sex for the first time, and I say that as a virgin! His expectations are just so over-inflated that nothing could possibly fulfill them.

And I still maintain he's a liar. Every male in history has had a wank. EVERY MALE.

Fair enough I guess...

how old is he exactly? has to have.

 

[Cin]

Fair enough I guess...

how old is he exactly? has to have.

if he's old enough to use a computer he's old enough to. . . . . .

 

[mysterious_jen]

He's waiting for the special someone to love forever, swoon with poetry, and have some amazing spiritual experience that will unravel the secrets of life, the universe, and everything.

He's going to be sorely disappointed when he has sex for the first time, and I say that as a virgin! His expectations are just so over-inflated that nothing could possibly fulfill them.

And I still maintain he's a liar. Every male in history has had a wank. EVERY MALE.

dude even chicks get it off , he is a very very sad pure individual.

 

[Axver]

Fair enough I guess...

how old is he exactly? has to have.

If I'm not grossly mistaken, he's 20.

 

[mysterious_jen]

is that why your hands are so silky smooth. . . . .

ZING . damm i love how you own Ax all the time .

 

[Angela Harlem]

Welcome!!

*has one English parent too, and also plans to work in the UK for a year*

I feel like a walking stereotype

Thank you, Al!!
Will you be living in London? God, what I'd give to go back for even a short holiday. What is it with us and poms flocking to each other's countries en masse?

 

[cobl04]

well, as long as he is happy.

would suck BALLs if he stumbles in now.

 

[Cin]

well, as long as he is happy.

would suck BALLs if he stumbles in now.

so would that class as losing it or would he have to have his balls sucked too?

 

[mysterious_jen]

well, as long as he is happy.

he sucks BALLs .

fixed


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


chokes on own evil.

 

[Axver]

is that why your hands are so silky smooth. . . . .

I don't think I have a good comeback to this!

 

[cobl04]

dude even chicks get it off ,

i saw, um, big brother one day and one of the contestants, travis (girl voice) was getting told about chicks and sex and stuff. when told that girls can come as well, he goes "Oh reallly??? ewwwwwww.... so do they have sperm?"

it was comical.

 

[Axver]

well, as long as he is happy.

would suck BALLs if he stumbles in now.

Nah, he'd probably take it in good humour. He's been a good sport about our response to his 99%.

I still suggest that's because it's BULLSHIT.

 

[mysterious_jen]

i saw, um, big brother one day and one of the contestants, travis (girl voice) was getting told about chicks and sex and stuff. when told that girls can come as well, he goes "Oh reallly??? ewwwwwww.... so do they have sperm?"

it was comical.

WOT. OMG. why were you watching BB?

 

[Cin]

i saw, um, big brother one day and one of the contestants, travis (girl voice) was getting told about chicks and sex and stuff. when told that girls can come as well, he goes "Oh reallly??? ewwwwwww.... so do they have sperm?"

it was comical.

isn't he gay but doesn't know it yet?

you need a smack for watching that show

 

[Axver]

i saw, um, big brother one day and one of the contestants, travis (girl voice) was getting told about chicks and sex and stuff. when told that girls can come as well, he goes "Oh reallly??? ewwwwwww.... so do they have sperm?"

it was comical.

This is proof you must have an IQ lower than your shoe size to get on Big Bother.

 

[mysterious_jen]

isn't he gay but doesn't know it yet?

you need a smack for watching that show

danny needs lots of smacks

 

[cobl04]

so would that class as losing it or would he have to have his balls sucked too?





and

Originally posted by jen

fixed


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


chokes on own evil.

hahahahahahahah that was so good cin.

 

[Axver]

fixed


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


chokes on own evil.

Problem: he wouldn't know how.

Probably doesn't even know about his own do.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I think I'd rather have a UTI than sit through one show of BB.

 

[Alisaura]

One English parent ... and one Roman parent?

I know, I've run this joke well and truly into the ground.

Must be underground cos I've got no idea what you're talking about...

Dad has what might be considered a Roman nose, if you were being kind... but beyond that he's just an anglo Aussie... his ancestors came out here in the mid-1800s from England.