You know, I can watch MMA but I really miss boxing. And I wasn't even alive for the glory days of boxing.
I just can't get over the hilarious vision of a sports bar of pumped up drunk guys cheering two men dry humping each others' legs, looking for just the right insertion angl--I mean grapple. Then you'd quip that and they'd all turn around and look like, "Are you FUCKING CALLING ME GAY MAN? I'm so straight I WILL FUCK A GUY RIGHT NOW to show you HOW STRAIGHT I AM."
Joe Rogan's hilarious advocacy of hallucinogenic mushrooms and alternative lifestyle is pretty damn funny and cool, though. I've listened to a couple of longform interviews with the guy and he seems like an interesting guy to drive out to the middle of the Arizona desert with and do some drugs with while looking for spirit guides with blacklight paint.
The blood is pretty sweet though.
