U2 JOKES!!!

[Scottphisto]

Okay, I felt the need to create a jokes thread. There's tons of great jokes out there related to our boys, and I feel the need to post one I made up this morning while looking at my pants.

That's right. My PANTS. (Like good jokes start somewhere OTHER than pants...right...)

Whaddya get when you mix Bono and Larry (aside from Mona freakin' EXPLODING everywhere)?

A BUTTON FLY!!!!!

BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

*wipes tear*

Now YOUR turn!!!

*Worries that his button fly on his jeans may have the same adverse effect as Larry's buttons...uh oh*

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[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
up this morning while looking at my pants.

O_O



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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

O YEAH YEAH YEAH...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Oh dear...*groan*
Not bad though!

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And I can never be ignored

 

[hippy]

Oh Scottie....I can definitely tell you made that up while looking at your pants...wait, at YOUR PANTS???????

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's funnier than the joke!!!!

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And love is not the easy thing...the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind.

BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[madonna's child]

this isn't an original joke or a very nice joke, but it's amusing.

Q: how many members of U2 does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: one. bono holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

(no offensive, bono baby.)

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)|( Vande )|(

"A word I've always liked more than happiness is joy. Happiness is a mood that comes and goes, whereas joy is just there." -Bono

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[Mullen-Girl]

LMAO Scott...that's funny

A couple of weeks ago I was sitting in the living room watching tv when my dad comes in and tells my mom. (This is a true story LOL)

Dad: Honey? I seem to have lost a button!
Mom: Oh great let me find one that matches.
Me: Larry? Larry, are you stealing my dad's boooooootins again?
Dad: Huh?
Me: Larry looses his booootins all the time daddy.
Dad: Bootins, what the..? How do you know that?
Me: Cos I help him sew it on back to his shirts.
Dad: Ooooooooooooooook *to my mom* She's lost her mind hasn't she?
Mom: Just play along honey.

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

*Carries picture of Larry in her wallet* (Sad but true)

clarityat3am: Buy our booooos Discobooooos!
MG: Edge can really get his groove on. Look at him go!

 

[Ana]

AWWWW Cristy what a sweet thing.Now your dad thinks you're bananas...

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LMAO...I think he's always thought that...I'm a lost cause what can I say? LOL

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

*Carries picture of Larry in her wallet* (Sad but true)

clarityat3am: Buy our booooos Discobooooos!
MG: Edge can really get his groove on. Look at him go!

 

[AM]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Dad: Ooooooooooooooook *to my mom* She's lost her mind hasn't she?
Mom: Just play along honey.

LMAO @ your mum. This is so funny

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"The bass player's got it. The bass player's fucking got it." Bono, Boston 6-9-01

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
There's tons of great jokes out there related to our boys, and I feel the need to post one I made up this morning while looking at my pants.

part 1:
LMAO at the joke! hee hee! i'm such a nerd. i love jokes like that. hey, here's one! (not U2 related, sorry)

Q: what do you call a fish with 2 knees?
A: a Two-Knee fish! (tuna fish, get it?) BWAHAHAHAHAH! how funni am i?? lol

part 2:
*giggle* Scotty said "our boys"

part 3:
*giggle* Scotty thought about "our boys" while looking at his pants.

hmmmm....

*looks at ScottPhisto's pants* *thinks of the boys*

oh, i get it now!

*blush*

wow. i'm immature.

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl

"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

The Fly: *looking at Edge* Did you have a dictionary for breakfast or something?
(MPS)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by madonna's child:
this isn't an original joke or a very nice joke, but it's amusing.

Q: how many members of U2 does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: one. bono holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

(no offensive, bono baby.)

I love that one.

And to MG, LMAO a playing along with the booootins!!

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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

O YEAH YEAH YEAH...

 

[*~~Bono's_Babe~~*]

OMG! I was laughing so hard that I fell off the chair and hit my head on the desk! ...arent i so smart? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but it's really hard to cram them both inside.

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"Baby...can we still be friends?"

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but it's really hard to cram them both inside.

O_O *trauma* LMAO That reminds me. I need to check fanfic.net.....


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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

O YEAH YEAH YEAH...

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
O_O *trauma* LMAO That reminds me. I need to check fanfic.net.....

Be sure to let us know if there's anything good.



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[Cheshire]

Originally posted by JessicaAnn:
Be sure to let us know if there's anything good.

Of COURSE there is. Some of my fics are up there, man. If they aren't good, you should at least pretend.