Time for a new movie quote game

[Doozer61]

Office Space


"But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman..."

 

[She Is Raging]

Conspiracy Theory

Married. You got married. You mean you've been doing it like the pigeons.

 

[Doozer61]

Drop Dead Fred



"Damn it all, man. I'm expected to sleep with her."

 

[U2doggie]

The Bounty

Have you seen this pr*ck? Report immediately to Beula Ballbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this pr*ck, as it is armed and dangerous.

 

[Where'sTheLove]

^

 

[tuwie]

Porky's?

"if she were a president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln"

 

[DeadMansParty]

Waynes world


"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."

 

[Where'sTheLove]

Christmas Vacation

"I thought you meant the other Italian restaurant I asked you to marry me in."

 

[DeadMansParty]

The sixth sense

"Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish".

 

[Where'sTheLove]

big daddy

All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I'm only four. The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better.

 

[Doozer61]

Scrooged



"Well, if a gynecologist says there's no two alike, I guess there's no two alike!"

 

[Lila64]

 

[Where'sTheLove]

Dr T and the Women


okay, let's try it again only this time I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tonge with yours. And that's what first base is.

 

[Doozer61]

Cruel Intentions



"Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag."

 

[Lila64]

Young Frankenstein? (just dawned on me!)

"It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

 

[Lila64]

Young Frankenstein? (jsut dawned on me!)

"It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

 

[AngelofHarlem01]

Caddyshack

"That's a lovely accent you have...New Jersey?"

 

[AngelofHarlem01]

 

[UberBeaver]

Dumb and Dumber.

Rosenberg: Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.
Goldstein: The things I would eat out of her ass! You have no idea!
Rosenberg: Ugh! That is a completely vulgar statement.
Goldstein: So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.
Rosenberg: Touché.

 

[Where'sTheLove]

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle


There are times for falling apart, and there are times for getting funky. This is one of them funky times. So what's it gonna be? You ready to play some funky music, white boy?

 

[U2doggie]

Undercover Brother

That's what I love about these high-school girls, man. I get older--and they stay the same age.

 

[JanuaryStar]

Dazed And Confused

"Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done."

 

[Sicy]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


"You killed my brother, George. You bastard! Let's see you now."

 

[SunBloc]

It




It was strange the way it happened. One of those quirks of fate. One of those moments when the chips are down, you're trapped, there's no way out and even if there was it would probably be a one way ticket to the bottom of the bay. Then you get a break! All of the pieces seem to fit into place. It took a small aciddent to make it happen. AN ACCIDENT! And that is how I discovered the secret. That elusive ingredient, that... spark that is the breath of life... yes I have that knowledge! I hold the key to life... ITSELF!

 

[U2doggie]

Rocky Horror Picture Show

I flipped through catalogs and wondered--"what kind of dining set defines me as a person?"

 

[DeadMansParty]

Fight Club

"Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!"

 

[Doozer61]

Rounders


"What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?"

 

[bono_212]

Life of Brian


"Remember, Red, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

 

[Doozer61]

Shawshank Redemption (The best movie ever! )


"I'm gonna build an Olympic-sized swimming pool and fill it with pina coladas and a college sorority."

 

[bono_212]

Mousehunt



Mr. Boddy's Body! It's gone.