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Round I.
Round Duk Koo Kim Has Thirteen Rounds Left
ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S PUT THIS UP A LITTLE EARLY BECAUSE THERE WASN'T A TIE LAST ROUND. Y'ALL ARE SUCH LOVELY BASTARDS.
OKAY, SO "AGORAPHOBIA" LOST LAST ROUND, AND THERE WAS A PRETTY STRONG CONSENSUS THAT THIS WAS THE CASE. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF ANXIETY AT ALL. IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE U2 FAN COLLECTIVE IS DESTROYING THE DEFINITION OF WORDS. ARE WE GOING TO REDEFINE LITERALLY TO MEAN METAPHORICALLY OR SOME SHIT!?!?
...WE ALREADY DID THAT? FUCK
OKAY, SO THIS IS ROUND C, WHICH MEANS THAT WE'RE VOTING ON CITRUS FRUITS. AND OUR FAVOURITES. I LIKE LEMON. HEY A REFERENCE, LAUGH PLEASE!
ALRIGHT, SO I THINK YOU'RE ALL GETTING THE IDEA, SO FOR THE LAST TIME, I'LL RESTATE THE AIMS AND WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE. WE'RE VOTING FOR THE BEST 25TH SONG THAT U2 PLAYED IN A CONCERT, YOU KNOW, WHEN THE UNDERPAID GUITAR TECHS HAVE PRICKED THEIR FINGERS ON ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY STRINGS ALREADY. GONE IS PLAYED ON A TWELVE STRING. GOTTA GET THOSE FANS TO FORK OUT THEIR MEAT. I MEAN MONEY.
OKAY, SO VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE OF SONGS PLAYED IN THE 25TH POSITION AT A U TO CONCERT.
REMEMBER, AS IN THE PAST TWO ROUNDS, IF YOU VOTE FOR A SONG THAT IS NOT ENTITLED "TAKE TODAY" THEN YOU WILL BE FORCED TO REVIEW THE ENTIRE SALOME OUTTAKES. I HOPE YOU LIKE DRUM TRACKS
GANG OF FOUR IS NOT BETTER THAN YOU, SO GET ON IT
Round Duk Koo Kim Has Thirteen Rounds Left
ALRIGHT THEN, LET'S PUT THIS UP A LITTLE EARLY BECAUSE THERE WASN'T A TIE LAST ROUND. Y'ALL ARE SUCH LOVELY BASTARDS.
OKAY, SO "AGORAPHOBIA" LOST LAST ROUND, AND THERE WAS A PRETTY STRONG CONSENSUS THAT THIS WAS THE CASE. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF ANXIETY AT ALL. IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE U2 FAN COLLECTIVE IS DESTROYING THE DEFINITION OF WORDS. ARE WE GOING TO REDEFINE LITERALLY TO MEAN METAPHORICALLY OR SOME SHIT!?!?
...WE ALREADY DID THAT? FUCK
OKAY, SO THIS IS ROUND C, WHICH MEANS THAT WE'RE VOTING ON CITRUS FRUITS. AND OUR FAVOURITES. I LIKE LEMON. HEY A REFERENCE, LAUGH PLEASE!
ALRIGHT, SO I THINK YOU'RE ALL GETTING THE IDEA, SO FOR THE LAST TIME, I'LL RESTATE THE AIMS AND WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE. WE'RE VOTING FOR THE BEST 25TH SONG THAT U2 PLAYED IN A CONCERT, YOU KNOW, WHEN THE UNDERPAID GUITAR TECHS HAVE PRICKED THEIR FINGERS ON ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY STRINGS ALREADY. GONE IS PLAYED ON A TWELVE STRING. GOTTA GET THOSE FANS TO FORK OUT THEIR MEAT. I MEAN MONEY.
OKAY, SO VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE OF SONGS PLAYED IN THE 25TH POSITION AT A U TO CONCERT.
REMEMBER, AS IN THE PAST TWO ROUNDS, IF YOU VOTE FOR A SONG THAT IS NOT ENTITLED "TAKE TODAY" THEN YOU WILL BE FORCED TO REVIEW THE ENTIRE SALOME OUTTAKES. I HOPE YOU LIKE DRUM TRACKS
GANG OF FOUR IS NOT BETTER THAN YOU, SO GET ON IT