UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
No spoken words said:
You're not the boss of me, fuckstick. Mind your own business, you piece of shit mutant.
Yeah man, show that fuckwit who's boss!
No spoken words said:
You're not the boss of me, fuckstick. Mind your own business, you piece of shit mutant.
No spoken words said:My office has actual fountains. We like to spalsh around in them when the CEO is not looking. Then we skip over to the vending machine and get some ice cream. Ice cream!!! Yay!!! May I have some, please, guv'nor? What? I'm not a Chimney Sweep or 9 year old British street urchin? Oh.
I'm obviously tired.
redkat said:I've heard there are breweries that let employees drink on the job, I doubt they have fountains though
No spoken words said:My office has actual fountains. We like to spalsh around in them when the CEO is not looking. Then we skip over to the vending machine and get some ice cream. Ice cream!!! Yay!!! May I have some, please, guv'nor? What? I'm not a Chimney Sweep or 9 year old British street urchin? Oh.
I'm obviously tired.
UberBeaver said:
Like in Strange Brew? You're a real hoser, eh.
No spoken words said:
Hey, scumboat, I'm pretty sure that I invited you to STFU earlier in this thread. What are you doing posting in here anyway? Finish your shit up and go home. This is your last warning, sucktooth.
redkat said:
OMG I forgot about that movie. I'm gonna have to rent it
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:We're on call #5 from this crackhead.
I'm trying to compose a text now.
This is creepy. I'm never giving a fucking card out ever again.
UberBeaver said:You give out cards to people you meet in bars?
What's he saying when he calls? I picture Jon Favreu in Swingers.
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:We're on call #5 from this crackhead.
I'm trying to compose a text now.
This is creepy. I'm never giving a fucking card out ever again.
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:
Oh, I wish it was that endearingly desperate, but it's not. He sounds like a drunk loser, and this was at 2 in the afternoon and again at 5.
He hasn't left voicemails the last two times but wtf. Yeah I gave him my card as we were leaving. I don't normally do that, and good lord never will again after last night.
So wtf should my text say.
Lila64 said:
You need to get new business cards to hand out. Ones that aren't yours. How 'bout one from Beav's coworker?
Hi '78