there will be black tour buses with 200 balloons tied to them, naked women spraypainted on the sides, free beer thrown at people we pass in the city, a gigantic sized trumpet tied to the back of mine, us partying on the roof of the first bus, lots and lots of spray cream candy dresses, open bedrooms, loudspeakers playing the best metal there is, a megaphone so I can shout out obscene things when i feel like it, male and female strippers, rollerblading, steering buses with knees, mobile phones that blow up when you use them, wigs, marshmallows the size of beanbags, a large poster of Reggie with his tongue out on the bus Exit doors, horses sleeping in bunks, 250 inch LCD playing every Rock Band 24/7, smoke machines, clowns, a Giraffe named Gerry being towed behind us, and I promise to wear 20 inch heels with spikes on them!
Right Reggie?