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[Zoots]

POWERJUICE

Still the same question applies. I cannot leave the powerjuice out in the car (who knows what might happen to the car! ) and I can't bring powerjuice in to work.

 

[BoMac]

Yeah, I watched the first 2 OTs, then had to go to bed. I cannot believe Sykora called it. SYKORA of all friggin people!

Yeah, but it's games like that that remind you what's great about sports in the first place.


Alright, kids, I'm out. See you tomorrow!

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

"The bigger their hair, the closer they were to God...." Round and Round is a classic.

Beav you are my spirtual 'rocker' brother...

Round and Round is a classic, but Lay It Down is tastier...

 

[Zoots]

No stairway?

DENIED!

!!!

Beav, sounds like an awesomely crazy show!

 

[UberBeaver]

POWERJUICE

Thus the question arises: If one has POWERJUICE why would one need a gym?

I like to go to gyms with a Powerjuice and just stand infront of the free weights laughing.

 

[redhotswami]

lol, sorry man. I forget you missed that part of Americana. The Wonder Twins were on a cartoon - Justice League, I think - and the brother used to to turn into water based.... things - like a bucket of water or ice, and the sister could turn into animals. And they used to say, "FORM OF ICE LADDER, FORM OF ALBINO ELEPHANT - Wonder Twins Power - ACTIVATE" and it was awful and cheesy. And they had a monkey named Gleek. I like monkeys, but I'm no fan of Gleek.

omg i remember that shit! gleek was a bitch.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Still the same question applies. I cannot leave the powerjuice out in the car (who knows what might happen to the car! ) and I can't bring powerjuice in to work.

POWERJUICE always remains at optimal temperature...

bye BoMac

 

[Zoots]

Thus the question arises: If one has POWERJUICE why would one need a gym?

I like to go to gyms with a Powerjuice and just stand infront of the free weights laughing.

Fucking WIN!

Bye BoMac!

 

[redhotswami]

Still the same question applies. I cannot leave the powerjuice out in the car (who knows what might happen to the car! ) and I can't bring powerjuice in to work.

nno way man! powerjuice has no melting point nor boiling point. wtf are you thinking?

 

[redhotswami]

Thus the question arises: If one has POWERJUICE why would one need a gym?

I like to go to gyms with a Powerjuice and just stand infront of the free weights laughing.

i tried adding vodka to powerjuice once (i add vodka to everything.) it slapped the bottle outta my hand and said "bitch please!"

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

i tried adding vodka to powerjuice once (i add vodka to everything.) it slapped the bottle outta my hand and said "bitch please!"

Frankly, I'm surprised you lived to tell the tale...

 

[redhotswami]

Frankly, I'm surprised you lived to tell the tale...

all mankind should fear anyone who can survive a powerjuice bitchslap

 

[Zoots]

OMG I'm trying not to laugh out loud at work here! You guys are killing me! The person in the next office is already wondering about my muffled laughter.

 

[redhotswami]

oooh the new forum is doublepostproof. well done lads!

 

[Zoots]

i tried adding vodka to powerjuice once (i add vodka to everything.) it slapped the bottle outta my hand and said "bitch please!"

i tried adding vodka to powerjuice once (i add vodka to everything.) it slapped the bottle outta my hand and said "bitch please!"

i tried adding vodka to powerjuice once (i add vodka to everything.) it slapped the bottle outta my hand and said "bitch please!"

i tried adding vodka to powerjuice once (i add vodka to everything.) it slapped the bottle outta my hand and said "bitch please!"

i tried adding vodka to powerjuice once (i add vodka to everything.) it slapped the bottle outta my hand and said "bitch please!"

Because it deserves multiple quoting. Possibly the funniest shit I've read in this bar.

 

[redhotswami]

thanks zoots! it was epic.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

thanks zoots! it was epic.

I'm sure there will be a movie about it at some point...

POWERJUICE 2: Electric Boogaloo...

 

[Thora]

OMG I'm trying not to laugh out loud at work here! You guys are killing me! The person in the next office is already wondering about my muffled laughter.

Me too!

Laughter is good.

 

[Zoots]

Me too!

Laughter is good.

Oh man... I'm in tears. Elfa goes "and you lived to tell the tale"

 

[redhotswami]

I'm sure there will be a movie about it at some point...

POWERJUICE 2: Electric Boogaloo...

boogie oogie oogie!

 

[Zoots]

Okay time to get the hell outta here and hit the gym...



...powerjuice in hand.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I love the bar, especially when I leave my desk for 5 minutes and three pages have gone by since my last post...especially whenever someone is getting powerjuice bitchslapped...

That bitchslap f'd up Mia so bad she ended up in Canada....for a minute...word!

 

[redhotswami]

kick ass zoots! break the machines like elfa broke interland

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

alright I'm out... see y'all tomorrow.

 

[Sicy]

oooh the new forum is doublepostproof. well done lads!

Reaaaaallly? What happens?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

let me try

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

The following errors occurred with your submission

1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

Okay

 

[redhotswami]

The following errors occurred with your submission

1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

i am so digging the doublepost alert thingy wtg guys!

 

[Sicy]

Wow that is