snowbunny00774 said:Reg - I showed up just for you!
UberBeaver said:OK, here's how I see it:
A small coffee house / bar in Iowa, Tre walks off the stage. The emceee comes up and says, "Thank you very much, good job son. Ladies and gentleman, a round of applause for Tre. Now, our next act is from California, Michigan and NewY ork. Ladies and gentleman, Douche Mo....Douche? Did I read that right? Douche Monk - "
"METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS! One - Two - Three - Four - NSW GFY GFY GFY, HEY NSW GFY GFY GFY (NSY GFY GFY GFY)"
and then we kick into high gear. Right around the 4th time around we all stop except for Reg - drum solo - and a few seconds in I expect to hear from the audience, "Wait...his hands are behind his head? He's not really playi----oh, wait....oh my. He's playing with his...OH MY GOD!"
Then we do the round a few more times, then "Philbert - pick up that recorder and beat me senseless with METAL", then the recorder solo kicks so much ass a riot breaks out.
Awesome. Now we need a second song.
UberBeaver said:OK, here's how I see it:
A small coffee house / bar in Iowa, Tre walks off the stage. The emceee comes up and says, "Thank you very much, good job son. Ladies and gentleman, a round of applause for Tre. Now, our next act is from California, Michigan and NewY ork. Ladies and gentleman, Douche Mo....Douche? Did I read that right? Douche Monk - "
"METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS! One - Two - Three - Four - NSW GFY GFY GFY, HEY NSW GFY GFY GFY (NSY GFY GFY GFY)"
and then we kick into high gear. Right around the 4th time around we all stop except for Reg - drum solo - and a few seconds in I expect to hear from the audience, "Wait...his hands are behind his head? He's not really playi----oh, wait....oh my. He's playing with his...OH MY GOD!"
Then we do the round a few more times, then "Philbert - pick up that recorder and beat me senseless with METAL", then the recorder solo kicks so much ass a riot breaks out.
Awesome. Now we need a second song.
Drea said:Might be the most excitement Iowa's ever had!
UberBeaver said:If by "chunks of things" you mean "cookie dough" then I agree.
UberBeaver said:In matters of ice cream: Vanilla > Chocolate.