The Temple Bar - Innocents enter under advisement: UYFA

[lynnok]

Hi Y'all

 

[UberBeaver]

HBO. If my VCR worked, I'd send you tapes. Do they have HBO in canada?

 

[snowbunny00774]

no- we have showcase....maybe it's on there :fingerscrossed:

I'm cold

 

[UberBeaver]

Of course you're cold. You're in Canada.
Inverness was friggin freezing. I had a jacket and a sweatshirt on. In July? WTF?

 

[UberBeaver]

Hi Y'all

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side






That song is awful. Guess who likes it?

 

[snowbunny00774]

oooh...if NSW was here he could say he saw that coming miles away on some highways or something. yada yada.

I didn't turn my AC off early enough and the hot tub would work but I'm too tired* to go out there.


that's pretty bad - did it rain much when you were there?













*lazy

 

[snowbunny00774]

I like it too...fuckin whiners

it's not right or wrong for someone who is not you to like or dislike a song that you do or don't like. FTLOG.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I like it too...fuckin whiners

it's not right or wrong for someone who is not you to like or dislike a song that you do or don't like. FTLOG.

'nother commandment for the NB right there.

 

[lynnok]

That song is beyond awful

If there was a kicking smilie I'd use it.

Who likes it?

 

[phillyfan26]

Why does the title say innocents under advisement? This seems tame.

 

[UberBeaver]

If NSW was here you could GFH.

Funny thing about the rain: Wherever we were, the rain avoided us. It was weird. Hardly any at all. I went to Loch Ness and the guide said it was rare how clear it was. We would watch the news and the rain was all over, except where we were. I'm thinking that's some CoNJ Karma at work. That shit works. Meanwhile, London (England, not Ont) was fucking floating away. Did you see that on the news? Shit was crazy. And Long Island too. lol. pwnd.

 

[UberBeaver]

I like it too...fuckin whiners

it's not right or wrong for someone who is not you to like or dislike a song that you do or don't like. FTLOG.*


















*Unless that song totally sucks, like "Hey There, Delilah, I'm a whiny little hack. I got no talent so I'm singing this here crap."

fix'd.



Zoots is a big fan of it. Which makes sense cause I don't think Zoots has ever heard a song he doesn't like. Which I respect, but dude, come on.

 

[UberBeaver]

Why does the title say innocents under advisement? This seems tame.

BECAUSE LATE AT NIGHT WE ALL GET DRUNK AND START SCREAMING THAT IT'S TIME TO FIND FANS OF PHILLY AND SHOW THEM WHAT UYFA REALLY MEANS!!!!!! FTW!

 

[snowbunny00774]

I like it -deal with it

you swhould have gone to Dublin. My aunt texted me that she was going to drown

 

[phillyfan26]

I've not been around long enough to know what UYFA means.

And I'm not of legal age, so even if I was drunk I wouldn't tell you.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I'd be more drunk if I didn't have to go to the kitchen.
that was crap planning on my part.

 

[lynnok]

Last week went to an Orioles game on Thursday. It was daycamp day. &th inning stretch they usually play TMOTTB and thank god I'm a country boy. Not this time, Nope, I was all happy about my brand new cold beer and I hear "hey there Delilah" and 1,000 daycamp kids start singing. BLECH!

 

[snowbunny00774]

Last week went to an Orioles game on Thursday. It was daycamp day. &th inning stretch they usually play TMOTTB and thank god I'm a country boy. Not this time, Nope, I was all happy about my brand new cold beer and I hear "hey there Delilah" and 1,000 daycamp kids start singing. BLECH!

lolz

 

[UberBeaver]

I like it -deal with it

you swhould have gone to Dublin. My aunt texted me that she was going to drown

Them too? Jesus. I think the rain fears Scotland - that's how fucking badass my ancestors were.

I've not been around long enough to know what UYFA means.

And I'm not of legal age, so even if I was drunk I wouldn't tell you.

Yeah, well, just be advised. k my little innocent friend. :tussleshair:

Last week went to an Orioles game on Thursday. It was daycamp day. &th inning stretch they usually play TMOTTB and thank god I'm a country boy. Not this time, Nope, I was all happy about my brand new cold beer and I hear "hey there Delilah" and 1,000 daycamp kids start singing. BLECH!

I hope you got your money back. Or at the very least they should let you take batting practice on some of those kids' heads. Ugh.

I fail at acronyms so bad. It took me waaaay too long to crack the TMOTTB code.

 

[phillyfan26]

Your advising sucks. I'm completely confused and want a beer thanks to you. This is what happens when you try to reason with a beaver.

 

[lynnok]

Why does the title say innocents under advisement? This seems tame.

What seems to be bland randomosity is really an embedded code that innocents cannot decipher. If you do not see or understand the code then you are. And being so you must.......

I forgot. Beer makes me silly and unsmart





never mind

 

[snowbunny00774]

This is what happens when you try to reason with a beaver.

fave post today.

 

[UberBeaver]

Your advising sucks. I'm completely confused and want a beer thanks to you. This is what happens when you try to reason with a beaver.

awwww.

 

[phillyfan26]

^^^It's alright. Everyone tries to sound really smart when drunk or high. I philosophize quite a bit. Things like:

"Could Jesus make a burrito so hot that He himself could not eat it?"

Or maybe that was Homer Simpson. It was me or him.

 

[LemonMelon]

Lynnok's avatar and location win at life.

 

[snowbunny00774]

^^^It's alright. Everyone tries to sound really smart when drunk or high. I philosophize quite a bit. Things like:

"Could Jesus make a burrito so hot that He himself could not eat it?"

Or maybe that was Homer Simpson. It was me or him.

oh chicken

 

[UberBeaver]

"Could Jesus make a burrito so hot that He himself could not eat it?"

NJ? - yes, of course. OJ?...hm...probably not. He'd just turn his Mountain Dew into some sort of coolant. NJ would just be like, "Whoa, fuck, whoa, shit, Jesus, goddamn, this is FUCKING hot. Holy shit. Dammit. My tongue is gonna be fucked up for days now, man. Why do make me do this shit? Jackass."

 

[lynnok]

I can never try to sound smart when tip-sy. Two things stop me. One I cannot remember a complete thought (Example: read my last post) and two I forget how to spell.


Query: If Beavers are unreasonable are Badgers pragmatic?

 

[UberBeaver]

Lynnok's avatar and location win at life.

OK - just to be sure, your previous avatar was Dwight from the Office, right?



Badgers are full of shit. Never trust a badger. Especially a large wooden one.

 

[phillyfan26]

You're thinking of LemonMacPhisto.