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[mad1]

Uber you need to treat women like, finding a rare coin.

toss it about, you confuse its position.



hey I have heard male humour, sometimes its crazy nuts!

men seem to be all menly-men in a hidden manner.

 

[VintagePunk]

really? if they were then whoops, I really thought I was


VP you will never guess what happened Fri night, I leave and fuk he was there, helping a mate out and sh8t the fuk, I cannot believe how close, how close!

this hurts me girl. I have never felt such strong desire for a guy in yonkies.

Maddie, maddie, maddie, I'm frustrated on your behalf! What would be the harm in just saying hello??

 

[VintagePunk]

Male humour - The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Three and a Half Men.


I rest my case.



(the kittens are insane today )

 

[mad1]

because

A - when I do see him, its never the opp.

B - when I do see him, I enjoy how I feel.

C - when I do see him, its prob important he does and yet doesnt know how I feel.

I would seriously make a complete fool of myself girl.

now we all move around next Summer, and I wont be seein him again, obviously, so it really hurts and yet, it could be good for me.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Frustrated on maddie's behalf...that's cute...

Menly-men...what's that...

 

[mad1]

I agree, male humour can include lots of cheering, and running around like 10 year old kids on Christmas Eve night.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

three and a half men??? What men have you been hanging out with?

I'll give you the stooges and L&H but charlie sheen??!

 

[mad1]

yea Reggie, you come over and help me, be my long lost brother from America, who come to buy 20 drums before buggerin off home to rip a hole in each of them.

 

[mad1]

three and a half men sucks!

charlie thingie is like a wrapped stinky cheese pushed into an old shoe!













































(I know its really two and a half men. )

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

yeah, you're right... you can see i watch it all the time...

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

yea Reggie, you come over and help me, be my long lost brother from America, who come to buy 20 drums before buggerin off home to rip a hole in each of them.

When we start our band I'm going to get a drum set that closes into a complete circle, and we're going to have to buy a crane to lower me into it...

That'll be bad ass!!!

 

[mad1]

but he is?

and you know whats worse? that Joey show. yer man. mr fuking PIMP!

what a pile of decapitated arses!

 

[mad1]

oh shit whats name of that famous guy who owns the most expensive set, or one of?

neil ?


name wont come to head, but he is NOT that great, I dont think.

 

[VintagePunk]

because

A - when I do see him, its never the opp.

B - when I do see him, I enjoy how I feel.

C - when I do see him, its prob important he does and yet doesnt know how I feel.

I would seriously make a complete fool of myself girl.

now we all move around next Summer, and I wont be seein him again, obviously, so it really hurts and yet, it could be good for me.

Does he live near you, or do you work with him?

What you need to do is either:

1) Smile and say hello. He's not going to know how you feel just from a simple hello, guys are too dense for that (sorry guys!). But, it might give him the encouragement to talk to you occasionally. From there, you never know where that could lead.

2) Accept that it's just a crush on a stranger, compartmentalize it in that part of your brain reserved for silly, meaningless crushes that you never intend to act on, and just enjoy it for what it is.

:logical:

I wish you'd choose the first one though. I need to live vicariously through someone who has something exciting going on.

 

[VintagePunk]

Oh god, did I say Three instead of Two?

A guy I was seeing loved that show. I should have known it didn't bode well, right then and there. I've tried to watch it a few times because he asked me to, but it just plain...sucks.

 

[mad1]

yeah, if I say hello he might just look at me.

its a crush, but everyday girl, oh dear.

I just want to eat him, its the physical attraction.


FUK! Im so screwed I feel like hanging off the end of a ship and being its anchor for a day.

sorry VP but thank you for listening. I guess, havin never spoken, its best. I wish I could choose first one too, but my gawd, unless I see and smile, and let ya know. but by jingles the hump, he would prob just growl back.

oh dear, you know whats worse? sometimes it hurts, I feel not great with it.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

yes it does... now Seinfeld, there is a show! Coincidently, my wife does not find it as funny as I do either...

 

[VintagePunk]

yeah, if I say hello he might just look at me.

its a crush, but everyday girl, oh dear.

I just want to eat him, its the physical attraction.


FUK! Im so screwed I feel like hanging off the end of a ship and being its anchor for a day.

sorry VP but thank you for listening. I guess, havin never spoken, its best. I wish I could choose first one too, but my gawd, unless I see and smile, and let ya know. but by jingles the hump, he would prob just growl back.

oh dear, you know whats worse? sometimes it hurts, I feel not great with it.

If it hurts already, you have nothing to lose then, right? :wise:

 

[mad1]

I hate UK The Office.

yer man, whats his face, Ricky Gervais is a really sh*t comedian.

 

[mad1]

I wish honey, I have fun reporting back to you with this but.

he passed the other day. damn.

I think he MAY know where I work now, and will avoid passin from now on

hey Im paranoid.

this feels like one of those real-life novels.

 

[VintagePunk]

yes it does... now Seinfeld, there is a show! Coincidently, my wife does not find it as funny as I do either...

I loved Seinfeld. Back in the day, I loved Friends too, but if forced to choose, I would have put Seinfeld higher.

It's weird though, these days, I find Friends more re-watchable.

 

[mad1]

I wish they would bring back Roseanne re-runs!

 

[VintagePunk]

I wish honey, I have fun reporting back to you with this but.

he passed the other day. damn.

I think he MAY know where I work now, and will avoid passin from now on

hey Im paranoid.

this feels like one of those real-life novels.

You ARE paranoid. There's nothing wrong with a friendly hello, most people would be happy that someone noticed them, and took the time to acknowledge them.

Unless "hello" has a different implication in Norn Ireland than it does here.

 

[mad1]

yea sometimes hello here means the other person goes:

what the fuk?
what?
hi
hey
goodbye
er
okay
*giggle giggle*
hmm
right
fine
fuk
shit
strange
uh oh




listen I gotta go VP, lovely to see ya pet.

Reggie, Elfa.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

oh shit whats name of that famous guy who owns the most expensive set, or one of?

neil ?


name wont come to head, but he is NOT that great, I dont think.

Neil Peart of Rush...excellent drummer but way too artsy and busy...

I'm all for a few drum fills and keeping the beat baby!!!

 

[VintagePunk]

Have a good night!

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

yea sometimes hello here means the other person goes:

what the fuk?
what?
hi
hey
goodbye
er
okay
*giggle giggle*
hmm
right
fine
fuk
shit
strange
uh oh




listen I gotta go VP, lovely to see ya pet.

Reggie, Elfa.

A look inside of Maddie's brain....that was fascinating...

 

[mad1]

ya here tomorrow Reg? I wanna tell you some me fav drummers.

discuss their talent.

ya get?



yes, he is too much, all fussy as you say, it SPOILS it!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

bye crazy girl

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

ya here tomorrow Reg? I wanna tell you some me fav drummers.

discuss their talent.

ya get?



yes, he is too much, all fussy as you say, it SPOILS it!

I will be here, if you will...

See ya girly...