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Mondo Bizarro U2world June 2003: U2 release double album of duets with former Eurovision Song Contest winners
ZA furrows brow and considers cancelling subscription to Prop
Mondo Bizarro U2world January 2004: Edge, Larry and Adam pass a U2bill to have Bono Vox vetoed out of the band to be replaced by Steven Gately.
ZA stamps foot and starts a petition to bring Bono out to Australia to attend WorldChampionshipFallenRockstarFestivalof Lights. ZA doesn't queue up to buy U2 and Steven's new album at midnight.
Mondo Bizarro U2world September 2004: No U2 sightings or whisperings with the collapse of Microsoft and the internet. Adam is rumoured to have joined a circus in Brasil.
ZA starts to doubt U2
Mondo Bizarro U2world December 2007: U2 appear live on Guam Nightly news after an argument over song titles between Edge and Larry causes Steven to run off with Ronan Keating, thus causing lazyboy to burst into a jealous rage, taking his aggressions out on Larry with a pitchfork, who tells them all to FOAD, angering Edge into announcing that the band's collapse after Bono was arrested for beating up David Cassidy at the FallenRockstar Convention was actually Larry's fault because he tried to sing that one time during ZOOTV. Edge asks to be allowed back into Ireland in front of the Guam nation after he was sent into exile by new Irish PM, Henry Rollins.
ZA decides to shut down petition asking U2 to tour Australia and takes up night crocodile wrestling instead.
Mondo Bizarro U2world April 2010:
U2 turn up at ZA's house for that BBQ/Garden Tea Party which she has been planning for since June 1989.
ZA is out
Proudly brought to you by cowgirls who cannot dream
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*I am a cowgirl of funk*
ZA furrows brow and considers cancelling subscription to Prop
Mondo Bizarro U2world January 2004: Edge, Larry and Adam pass a U2bill to have Bono Vox vetoed out of the band to be replaced by Steven Gately.
ZA stamps foot and starts a petition to bring Bono out to Australia to attend WorldChampionshipFallenRockstarFestivalof Lights. ZA doesn't queue up to buy U2 and Steven's new album at midnight.
Mondo Bizarro U2world September 2004: No U2 sightings or whisperings with the collapse of Microsoft and the internet. Adam is rumoured to have joined a circus in Brasil.
ZA starts to doubt U2
Mondo Bizarro U2world December 2007: U2 appear live on Guam Nightly news after an argument over song titles between Edge and Larry causes Steven to run off with Ronan Keating, thus causing lazyboy to burst into a jealous rage, taking his aggressions out on Larry with a pitchfork, who tells them all to FOAD, angering Edge into announcing that the band's collapse after Bono was arrested for beating up David Cassidy at the FallenRockstar Convention was actually Larry's fault because he tried to sing that one time during ZOOTV. Edge asks to be allowed back into Ireland in front of the Guam nation after he was sent into exile by new Irish PM, Henry Rollins.
ZA decides to shut down petition asking U2 to tour Australia and takes up night crocodile wrestling instead.
Mondo Bizarro U2world April 2010:
U2 turn up at ZA's house for that BBQ/Garden Tea Party which she has been planning for since June 1989.
ZA is out
Proudly brought to you by cowgirls who cannot dream
------------------
*I am a cowgirl of funk*