I'm hijacking this thread....
Allow me to begin...the begun...
ISN'T ANGELINA JOLIE, HOT? I MEAN, 'DAMN'. SHE'S PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!
SERIOUSLY, ANY GIRL WHO DOESN'T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HER IS A MORON FOR EVEN TRYING!
I'M SERIOUS! IF YOU LOOK LIKE ANYONE ELSE, YOU'RE AN UGLY BASTARD CHILD, WHO WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EVEN SUPPORTED BY A MISERABLE HUSBAND. THAT'S HOW MUCH YOUR LIFE SUCKS!
Allow me to begin...the begun...
ISN'T ANGELINA JOLIE, HOT? I MEAN, 'DAMN'. SHE'S PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!
SERIOUSLY, ANY GIRL WHO DOESN'T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HER IS A MORON FOR EVEN TRYING!
I'M SERIOUS! IF YOU LOOK LIKE ANYONE ELSE, YOU'RE AN UGLY BASTARD CHILD, WHO WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EVEN SUPPORTED BY A MISERABLE HUSBAND. THAT'S HOW MUCH YOUR LIFE SUCKS!