zuropa_fit
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RavenBlue said:If that happened.. he could easily steal a Simpsons quote anyway
"I bent my wookie"
My 2nd favorite Simpsons quote ever!
RavenBlue said:If that happened.. he could easily steal a Simpsons quote anyway
"I bent my wookie"
DreamOutLoud13 said:Gluey.
But that sounds scary I wouldn't want anybody's balls coming at me that fast.
DOL said: I wouldn't want anybody's balls coming at me that fast.
Nobody wants to slip on the ice nakedRavenBlue said:We don't have that problem at hockey games... no one ever streaks at hockey games.
Furry pink balls!RavenBlue said:I think the only one you'd have to worry about that had that type of.. speed would be the energizer bunny.
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Nobody wants to slip on the ice naked
RavenBlue said:
And then of course, there's the shrinkage issue.
RavenBlue said:
Hilarity would most likely ensue.
And it would more than likely make the highlight reel
gluey said:
It's just not the same if it's crawled back up into itself, turning the dude into an impromptu girl.
DreamOutLoud13 said:God, can you imagine.
A guy is psyching himself up to streak at a hockey game. He's sweating a little. Finally he works up the nerve to do it. Quickly throwing off his nice warm clothes, he clambers over the glass barrier, losing his grip at the top and falling forward onto the ice. He faceplants on the ice, but not only that, he lands flat on his junk. The embarrassment is almost worse than the pain. But no, it's not over yet. His balls have frozen to the ice. Grimacing in pain, and growing more shamed by the minute, he wrenches himself free and manages to get to his feet, but slips immediately, this time landing on his back and cracking his skull against the ice, giving himself a bad concussion on top of everything else.
Yup. I think everyone that's even remotely considered streaking at a hockey game saw the entire scenario in his head, and immediately decided not to do it.
EDIT: I forgot to even mention shrinkage!
gluey said:
You couldn't call that sort of shrinkage a 'highlight' now could you??!!
RavenBlue said:
Not for him anyway
I'm sure the news reporters would come up with a .. it was so tiny we didn't even have to pixelate it
DreamOutLoud13 said:You know, is is weird that I think streakers look especially weird because they've always got their shoes on? Naked men in shoes just look so hilarious
RavenBlue said:I think wearing shoes is what exhibitionists call 'dressing up'
major_panic said: