coolian2
Blue Crack Supplier
Oh select half the Penrith team. That's a good fucking idea.
Want to kill this thread tonight?
And Manukau is actually Counties, so I'm a Chiefs fan now.
Might as well select Newcastle, the only team worse than mine.
Sure.
And mate, I'm a Wellingtonian. Counties might as well be Auckland. FUCK THAT.
I remember when I was in high school in Shit Hole, Queensland, half the girls had a crush on half the Newcastle team.
Funnily enough there were no Warriors crushes.
And hang on, what, the Chiefs draw on Counties? So that means the Blues are just Northland, North Shore, and Auckland? No wonder they suck; what a diminished pool.
Though I was very confused when I learnt Taranaki is no longer part of the Hurricanes. Of course they fucking are, Taranaki's colours and Wellington's are the fucking same! YELLOW AND BLACK.
I'd crush on half the Warriors now.
.....did I say that?
Where's an Aussie Rules fan to appreciate YELLOW AND BLACK.
And to call me out on following Canterbury instead.
I'd crush on you right now.
...except for the part where I wouldn't.
Do not start me.
I think I'm out of Auckland. Might as well be a Canterbury fan.
No, start. I need an excuse to pour another glass of wine.
Jesus that first line was scary.
DAMN YOU ESSENDON lT'S TIME FOR NEW COLOURS.
Counties should be part of Auckland. Like FUCK they're Hamilton.
Sorry Ian, your chance is over.
I'm still blue, green and red.
Being part of Hamilton should only be a punishment for committing a heinous crime. What crime did Counties commit?
...wait, being associated with Auckland ought to be a crime. SHIT.
What the hell is that.
Is that a trick Warriors post. I don't recall the green.
But if you've got some green...
But it doesn't deserve that punishment.
You know, as a kid, the only rugby team north of Hurricanes turf that I didn't absolutely hate with every fibre of my being was Thames Valley because I liked their orange and yellow uniform.
Actually I don't think I hated Bay of Plenty either, but jesus back then Tauranga wasn't a thing.