speedracer
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Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes, _and_ marry our cousins.
JS: I was - what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
SM: Because they're so attractive. I, I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
JS: Absolutely not!
SM: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins.
JS: Well then, we'll form our own town. Who will come and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence and a flavorless mush I call rootmarm?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes, _and_ marry our cousins.
JS: I was - what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
SM: Because they're so attractive. I, I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
JS: Absolutely not!
SM: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins.
JS: Well then, we'll form our own town. Who will come and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence and a flavorless mush I call rootmarm?