Screwtape2
Blue Crack Addict
So I may be convinced to drink a little on my birthday. What drinks would you suggest?
So I may be convinced to drink a little on my birthday. What drinks would you suggest?
It depends...what kinds of tastes do you like?
Not that I would know any of this, and all of these answers are hypothetical...
Something that doesn't taste like alcohol.
This sounds like me...are you planning on going out somewhere or drinking at home?
Out somewhere.
Vodka and orange juice is always a good fallback. I'm partial to gin (lemon lime if possible) and lemonade if they'll serve that for you. The gin and lemonade tastes completely non-alcoholic. Flavored martinis are pretty good too. Coke and rum is another good mix that doesn't taste very much like alcohol.
How much alcohol is in a martini? That's a possibility.
Plus MacPhisto recommends it.
"Would you like a martini?
The most beautiful drink in the world.
It's the bright one, that's the right one
That's martini."
Brandy or Jack Daniels
Quite a bit. Not a ton, but a good amount, if you're don't drink very often, it'll have you buzzing at least.
See, now you have to try it!
Brandy? I'm not trying to get drunk here.
It's your birthday! Go wild
What major drinks have the least amount of alcohol? At least less than what would make me regret it later.
Hire a stripper too
Probably beer or Mike's Hard Lemonade type drinks. But, if you're only going to have one or two, any of those mixed drinks I suggested above will be fine as well.
Quit licking your nose
Wayne is over 30,000 posts
Im quiting in the new year to dream it all up again
So next year we should expect to see AchtungTravis.
When are we getting Wayneroopa?