there is a 7 year old boy named billy that goes to school on the south side of chicago...one day his second grade teacher asks the class to take out a piece of paper and write down the name of their favorite baseball team...the kids all scribble furiously and when theyre all done their teacher asks them to hold the paper high in the air...the class complies and almost invariably the kids all have written down "white sox"...(this is the south side remember)
there is only one dissenter....billy...hes written down "cubs"...when the teacher asks billy why he is a cubs fan...billy answers: "well...my dad is a cubs fan and my mom is a cubs fan...so im a cubs fan..."
the teacher is distressed..."billy...what would happen if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug dealer?"
billy ponders this for a moment then answers..."well...then id probably be a white sox fan..."