President - Lt. David Bowie
Vice President - Ad. Ackbar
Secretary of Defense - Clarence Clemons
Secretary of State - Mountain Dew Ma
Representative of Raging (Against the Machine) - AtomicBono
Secretary of the Church of New Jesus - UberBeaver
President of Space Moon Archives of Film, Television, and Music - LemonMacPhisto
Assistant (to the) Regional Manager - Dwight Schrute
Secretary of Partying Down – LemonMelon
President of AMENDMENTS - phillyfan26
Secretary of Offense - Unicron
President to the Secretary of Offense - No spoken words
Secretary of Aviation – Swoop
President of Ceti Alpha V - Khan
President of Defense - Jack Bauer
Secretary of Persons More Trustworthy than Old Jesus - Apollo Creed
Secretary of Rap - Biz Markie
President of Political Insight - Muldfeld
Secretary of Fitness - Bono
President of the Patrick Swayze Fan Club -
Dalton
Press Secretary - Dennis Green
A Man, 40 - Mike Gundy
Head of Construction of the Rock the Fuck Out Stadium Retractable Roof - U2Kitten
Governor - Val Kilmer
Champion of the Sun - Day Man
Done and done. Parentheses included.