Ok, what/who is a Schabow?
Here's a Mark Twain anecdote: when he was a kid, he killed two flies.
So, he says to his Dad: "I killed two flies today. One of them was a male, and the other was a female."
His father asks: "How do you know that?"
Mark replies: "One of them was sitting on a bottle of wine, while the other was sitting on a mirror!"
This one is a compliment for all of us women:
in my country, there's an actor who plays female characters, so he has to change his clothes etc..., right?
So he was asked what the hardest thing about playing female characters was.
He said: "Trying to recapture women's intelligence."
A funny quote from J. Klapka Jerome: "Nothing is as fascinating as a person working. I could sit all day, just watching it."
ps: If all else fails, you can still dismiss this as a crappy suck up thread. Now there's a real laugh to be found.
------------------
"It's about finding your way into the music." - Edge
"Something inside said this could be everything in your life." - Bono
"U2 as a band does things nobody one else can. I think that is a very powerful thing." - Larry
"Adam believed in the band before anyone did." - Bono
[This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 11-10-2001).]