So my bachelor party was this past weekend...

[ouizy]

And all I have to say was that it was a fog.

There were times I thought I was in the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas even though we were in ghetto Atlantic City.

That is one sketchy sketchy place I tell you.

All the usual suspects were there;

dr!*#s
dr%&s
g!r!s
gam&!(ng
vi@!%nce
p@!*ce


I have left out specific letters so you have no idea what I am talking about, right?

I slept 4 hours in 3 days, lost a ton of money, saw things I should have never seen, heard things no one should ever hear, smelled things indescribable, and consumed substances that should not be repeated, but generally had a fantastic time.


I feel like I took off at least a month of my life, I blame this on my friends, and I love them for it.


Hope all is well, I am going to sleep now.

 

[zonelistener]

.....smelled things indescribable......

Ahhh, yes. New Jersey.








Reminds me of a bad joke:

Guy asks another guy: "Have you ever kissed your girlfriend where it smells?" Guy two looks at guy one quizically and says "um, what are you talking about." Guy one says "New Jersey, of course."

{insert laughter here}

 

[Screaming Flower]

dr!*#s
dr%&s
g!r!s
gam&!(ng
vi@!%nce
p@!*ce

sounds like my usual tuesday night.



glad you had such a fun time.

 

[bonocrazy88]

My cousin just had his bachelor party. He was supposed to go on a gambling boat, but because of storms, they went to some sort of casino instead...and he won $16,000. He was so happy! After taxes they handed him a check for more than $11,000. He called his mom and his fiance, and they didn't believe him until they saw the check. Talk about a good wedding present. He is going to put the down payment on a new house.

 

[beegee]

dr!*#s
dr%&s
g!r!s
gam&!(ng
vi@!%nce
p@!*ce

let's see...

drinks
drugs
girls
gambling
violence
police

sounds like my kind of party.

 

[Laura M]

bachelor party = stag night???

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

lara, yes bachelor party = stag night.

 

[HelloAngel]

So glad you had fun ouizy!!!!

 

[ouizy]

 

[nbcrusader]

It looks like you've fully recovered. Is the big day this weekend?

 

[Laura M]

lara, yes bachelor party = stag night.

Ta muchly

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Damn, ouizy! Sounds like everything a good bachelor party ought to be... Not the kind my future husband to be (whenever the hell I find him) will be having, but a good one nonetheless, lol.

 

[cass]

sex and drugs and rock and roll
and cigareets and whiskey and wild wild women
and good friends
and happy memories ( glad you have a few to savour)
and beautiful wedding days

ouizy, best wishes for a long and happy one







I hope your marriage is blessed too

 

[Angela Harlem]

Hahaha April, I don't think we girls get a lot of say in it. They all promise to take good care of them, but then the night can go anywhere

I can barely remember my Hen's. I dont think the husband remembers his Bucks/Stag/Bachelor either. Only bits.

You end up with mysterious evidence of your night the next morning, like lighters/match boxes, phone numbers, security swipe cards, numerous glasses, weird miscellaneous other. It leaves you wondering what precisely you did.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Oh yeah, forgot to say glad you had a great time Ouizy and didn't spend the night in a cell

When's the wedding?

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

So it was a good weekend then?