Shuttlecock XXXII: I know it was you, Bono. You broke my heart.

[Reggo]

All I get is a red X. Stoopid crackberry.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Its not really herky jerky for me. Or maybe I have low gif standards

 

[Reggo]

I just saw the most batshit Time Life DVD commercial, I thought it was fake.

"The Nazis! Witness how every German in the thirties and forties instantly became a Nazi! 560 minutes of German propaganda! The London Daily Mail calls it the Most Important Documentary Of The Century! Buy now and we'll ship it for free. Obama is the next Hitler! Buy now!!!"

Somebody in FYM got a job as an infomercial writer! I wonder if it's on YouTube.

 

[Reggo]

Found it!

YouTube - The Nazis Time Life BBC

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

It wasn't until 7 or 8 years ago that I found out you guys didn't have bags of milk.

I'm just finding this out now! my mind is blown!

I just saw the most batshit Time Life DVD commercial, I thought it was fake.

"The Nazis! Witness how every German in the thirties and forties instantly became a Nazi! 560 minutes of German propaganda! The London Daily Mail calls it the Most Important Documentary Of The Century! Buy now and we'll ship it for free. Obama is the next Hitler! Buy now!!!"

Somebody in FYM got a job as an infomercial writer! I wonder if it's on YouTube.

If it wasn't for WWII, oldies and old people Time Life would be out of business...

 

[u2popmofo]

Don't worry, Elfa, you will soon have an American bag on your porch. It will not be filled with milk, but it will be on fire.

 

[redhotswami]

BoMac, you left your shirt here.

 

[BoMac]

BoMac, you left your shirt here.

Oops. Leaving clothing behind at a woman's apartment is becoming somewhat of a habit of mine.

Keep it until next time in Montreal or I visit again, whichever comes first.

 

[redhotswami]

I was actually thinking of selling it on ebay. I wonder how much I could get for "BoMac's Shirt"?

 

[BoMac]

Quite a bit, actually. Remember, I've been on TV and shit.

 

[redhotswami]

Yeah, but you are also Canadian.

 

[BoMac]

But there's some valued added now that it's been in your possession. Remember the codeword needed for entry into the U.S.

 

[martha]

If only computers had smell-o-vision.

 

[BoMac]

Why?

 

[Lila64]

I hope it's not to smell your shirt.

 

[martha]

Why?

I hope it's not to smell your shirt.

 

[UberBeaver]

Spoiler

Oh oh Sheila let me love you
Till the morning comes

 

[Reggo]

Can I come to Canada? My brother's in the middle of a meltdown. Screaming, crying tantrum for going on three hours now. And my mom, instead to trying to make it better, just keeps screaming at him to shut up. I hate them both. Can I come to Canada?

 

[u2popmofo]

Don't fret, Reggo. Tomorrow is Pioneer Day, the greatest holiday of ALL TIME.

 

[martha]

All the motels I was at in Utah and Idaho were booked SOLID for this coming weekend. SOLID, I tell you.

 

[BoMac]

What happens on Pioneer Day? Do you get your muskets and chuckwagons out?

 

[Reggo]

Don't fret, Reggo. Tomorrow is Pioneer Day, the greatest holiday of ALL TIME.

I've never liked Pioneer Day. It's always felt like a sort of fake holiday to me.

 

[redhotswami]

If you like I can put it in a jar for awhile, then send you the empty jar, which I'm sure will still contain his man-scent. I'll only charge shipping

 

[u2popmofo]

What happens on Pioneer Day?

Nothing at all.

I guess there are parades and fireworks some places, but once you're older than 10 or so, the "holiday" ceases to exist.

 

[martha]

If you like I can put it in a jar for awhile, then send you the empty jar, which I'm sure will still contain his man-scent. I'll only charge shipping

Next day air, please.

 

[martha]

Nothing at all.

I guess there are parades and fireworks some places, but once you're older than 10 or so, the "holiday" ceases to exist.

Shirley there are musket target contests.

 

[corianderstem]

What happens on Pioneer Day?

Nothing at all.

Nothing happens ... on Pioneer Day!

YEAAAAHHHH-OHHHHH, OH OHHHH OHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[BoMac]

If you like I can put it in a jar for awhile, then send you the empty jar, which I'm sure will still contain his man-scent. I'll only charge shipping

Next day air, please.

Ahaha.

Nothing happens ... on Pioneer Day!

YEAAAAHHHH-OHHHHH, OH OHHHH OHHHHH!!!!!!!

I'll request Pioneer Day on U2.com.

 

[Diemen]

Well, the container is all packed up (save for an air mattress and sheets and pillows for the night). It feels weird sitting on the floor (chairs are packed up) in a mostly empty place that has been my home for the past 9 years.

Starting a life together with my fiancée.
Moving away from California.

 

[No spoken words]

Well, the container is all packed up (save for an air mattress and sheets and pillows for the night). It feels weird sitting on the floor (chairs are packed up) in a mostly empty place that has been my home for the past 9 years.

Starting a life together with my fiancée.
Moving away from California.

Change is good. Getting to explore a new city is a gift, and to do it with someone you love is a greater gift still.

Good luck with everything!