elevated_u2_fan
Blue Crack Supplier
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
I have like 15 or 16 days to use still.
I have, like, 40 sick days left. I used two when my cat died - that's all the sick days I've used this year, I think, and they've been accumulating for a while now.
I don't get the thread title but that should come as no surprise to anyone.
are you fucking kidding me?
Whoa, relax. No, I'm not kidding, actually. I never have. And only once did I ever not attend school because I was sick.
you must really love your job...
VP's at my company don't get sick days, per se. Technically, they are unlimited, as well as our vacation time, but, it's understood that you don't abuse the situation.
I have zero problem calling in sick if necessary.
If I were a VP I'd walk around with the Rule Book and a sharpie and just change things at my whim. Like, "Hey, no coffee with skim milk in the breakroom?" "But...there's no rule against that?" "Oh, let's see - ah, right here, page 9 - in Sharpie. See it?" "But that's not - " "ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME, PEASANT?"
You can't even spell VP.
I'm going to enjoy the shit out of my last weeks as a VP, though, this I can tell you. I might actually enact the above scenario.
You can't even spell VP.
Diemen, that's hilarious. I almost ended up on the same flight to Vegas as Sicy, but then I decided to pay a little more for a direct flight.
Are you kidding? It'll be the opposite - Sicy's totally going to throw any troublemakers off the plane herself, mid flight.
We accrue sick pay here, up to 520 hours. We can carry it over from year to year, unlike vacation, which is use or lose.
Diemen, I'll be the guy getting escorted off the plain for blasting 'Big Girls Are Best' on a boombox.
One of my very favourite albums ever, by anyone.