Shuttlecock XIV: Bono the Vampire Slayer

[u2popmofo]

Have they announced what the fan club membership gift is yet?

 

[gvox]

I heard she comes like a hunter child.

Umm

 

[Hewson]

Have they announced what the fan club membership gift is yet?

Not yet

 

[DaveC]

she scorched my junk
set fire to my balls
i stooped so low
she gave me the clap

 

[lazarus]

Have they announced what the fan club membership gift is yet?

 

[lazarus]

The ass is corrupt
The bone runs dry
Our spunk runs cold
On the mattress of the night

 

[mikal]

I'm hanging long

Your balls are left to hold on to

 

[Hewson]

From john to john
The jizz ain't thin
Ooh, see the facials piling on
Against her skin.

Her seam is split
Her old face smacked
The lines are long
To finish on her back.

Through hands of steel
goes bone after bone
the gang of tricks
Has come and gone.

They leave her cleanin' off
In Red Light's Glow.
See the johns go down on ...

Spoiler

Lance's Mom!

 

[lazarus]

Dear lord.

 

[cobl04]

Cum.... shoots on her....

 

[Diemen]

How to make women feel uncomfortable, Shuttlecock style.

 

[Axver]

Can we actually not.

 

[redhill]

Wow - I can't believe this type of filth is condoned here.

Without question some of you forum dwellers are absolute lowlifes and this place has become an online dumpster if this garbage is considered humorous or even allowable. I may be aggravated and somewhat disenchanted with U2 right now but I would never disgrace the band like that.

I mean, is it really "fun" to defile a U2 song by turning it into a revolting and pornographic nursery rhyme about cumming on someone's mother? Can these even really be fans of U2? It's mind boggling.

Go ahead and suspend my account if you want because some people (children?) have turned this place into a bad joke.

I won't be returning anyway as I refuse to associate with pond scum.

 

[cobl04]

It speaks volumes that you're offended by dirty jokes. Christ. Toughen up.

Diemen's criticism is valid. Yours is absolutely laughable. "Disgrace the band"? "Defile a U2 song"? Have you ever had anything close to resembling a sense of humour?

 

[LemonMelon]

Boy, this thread sure got better when redhill showed up. We're so blessed.

 

[kabigon]

Have they announced what the fan club membership gift is yet?

I like how it says '2017 Gift (Details released in New Year) / revealed early 2017' and it's April already

 

[Hewson]

I like how it says '2017 Gift (Details released in New Year) / revealed early 2017' and it's April already

U2.com being U2.com

 

[iron yuppie]

It speaks volumes that you're offended by dirty jokes. Christ. Toughen up.

Diemen's criticism is valid. Yours is absolutely laughable. "Disgrace the band"? "Defile a U2 song"? Have you ever had anything close to resembling a sense of humour?

No kidding. "Defiling a U2 song" has got to be the funniest shit I've ever seen here, as though some half-ass ramblings about wage inequality or whatever the hell that song is even about could be considered sacred.

 

[mikal]

Hopefully when you're all at the shows this summer, RHMT isn't completely ruined for you!!!

 

[lazarus]

That was pretty tame compared to some stuff from the early days.

 

[Imperor]

I mean, is it really "fun" to defile a U2 song by turning it into a revolting and pornographic nursery rhyme about cumming on someone's mother?

You make it sound crass.

 

[corianderstem]

You're welcome to ignore this thread if the brand of humor isn't up your alley, redhill.

 

[PhilsFan]

U2 won a Grammy for Zooropa, an album whose second song is about whacking off.

 

[Imperor]

Most of my favorite U2 songs are about Bono yukking his pud.

 

[Joey788]

I figured this would be relevant to our interests. Or at least ripe comedic material:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/03/arts/music/steve-lillywhite-kfc-sell-cds-indonesia.html?_r=1

 

[Hewson]

Songs of Extra Crispy

 

[lazarus]

Steve Lillywhitemeat

 

[namkcuR]

Came across this kind of by accident and thought it might be of interest or at least curiosity to some of you peeps. It's Elvis Costello covering Dirty Day live. Actually the video is a portion of some gig he was doing, so it's a bunch of songs, but Dirty Day is first, followed by Bono and Edge joining him for Allison. Apologies if you've seen this before.

 

[Hewson]

Songs of Extra Crispy

Apparently our new alter Iggy Fizzy knows a good joke when he steals one.

 

[phanan]

You've got a fan.