Shuttlecock! Part VII - Harry Muffin and the Shuttler's Cock

[elevated_u2_fan]

I always thought you come off more as a douchebag than an asshole

 

[impy13]

No other team here, baby
No one here to play
No one to whack the birdie
It's just you and me and the ref

 

[LemonMelon]

Do we have all of The Million McCockne$$ Hotel tracks settled?

I suggest:

The Court Beneath Her Feet
Never Let Me Fault
Aceless
Slicing At Your Cock
Badminton Shoes

 

[LMP]

I know, right?

Someone else PMd me last month asking for my advice on whether or not they should start a thread in B&C with a particular comparison.

For the life of me, I couldn't figure out why they were asking me. I pretty much said, "Well, here's what kind of response you might see, but don't let that stop you. Post whatever the hell you want."

Or when Screw thinks you wanted a booty call on Facebook.

We can probably do all of the above. Respect my post count.

YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN ME. FUCK YOU.

Thanks for the compliments on LanceMom, folks. I really slaved over that one, so to speak.

Last time Lance hit me with that Laz-Pan picture, I'm afraid of what he's going to come up with now.

That's tied with "Bangs of New York" for me, but that's fine work. Get started on your new Lance's Mom-centric screenplay, bub.

Do we have all of The Million McCockne$$ Hotel tracks settled?

I suggest:

The Court Beneath Her Feet
Never Let Me Fault
Aceless
Slicing At Your Cock
Badminton Shoes

Have we done "Always" yet?

Always serve a safety cock... ALWAYS!

 

[corianderstem]

Or when Screw thinks you wanted a booty call on Facebook.

Please don't ever remind me of that again.

 

[LMP]

Please don't ever remind me of that again.

I pretty much forgot about it until I saw that post. Man, that was hilarious.

 

[LemonMelon]

How do I not know about this? Screw was my nemesis.

 

[BoMac]

How do I not know about this? Screw was my nemesis.

Yeah, can someone elaborate? I'd like to know this story.

Thanks.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I was going to be a gentleman and not enquire but since these clowns are already asking...

 

[corianderstem]

I barely even remember what happened myself. I just remember that it was very strange.

He made some kind of comment on this site about receiving an anonymous comment (or just didn't know the person who left it) on his Facebook that said something to the effect of "I really dig you", and he speculated that it was me. I think that's what it was?

I went to his journal here and put a little comment letting him know that it was not, in fact, me. That was the end of that.

 

[Diemen]

I barely even remember what happened myself. I just remember that it was very strange.

He made some kind of comment on this site about receiving an anonymous comment (or just didn't know the person who left it) on his Facebook that said something to the effect of "I really dig you", and he speculated that it was me. I think that's what it was?

I went to his journal here and put a little comment letting him know that it was not, in fact, me. That was the end of that.

It's possibly because you're just great, cori. You're so nice and... great. If there is a U2 Heaven you'd definitely make it in.

 

[LMP]

Yeah, that was pretty much it.

You were in U2 Heaven... with me... the only guy in there... fuck.

 

[Dalton]

Please don't ever remind me of that again.

Oh do tell.

 

[corianderstem]

I did. Pay attention.

And LMP, wasn't it you who alerted me about it via PM?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You were in U2 Heaven... with me... the only guy in there... fuck.

 

[Zoots]

the only guy in there

And you're complaining?

 

[LMP]

I did. Pay attention.

And LMP, wasn't it you who alerted me about it via PM?

Yep. Had to stop it as soon as possible, before any firm obsessive feelings were formed.

 

[corianderstem]

And I thank you for it.

 

[LMP]

And I thank you for it.

And you'll never have to.

And you're complaining?

Usually, that's not a complaint I would have, but in this case. YES. I AM COMPLAINING.

HOLY SHIT.

 

[LemonMelon]

Yeah, that was pretty much it.

You were in U2 Heaven... with me... the only guy in there... fuck.

You're the only guy in Shuttlecock Heaven.

My playlist was one of three worth listening to.

He sure knows how to grope where it hurts.

 

[LMP]

You're the only guy in Shuttlecock Heaven.

My playlist was one of three worth listening to.

He sure knows how to grope where it hurts.

You've seen the cover for my next DI list, right?

 

[corianderstem]

You guys. Two weeks from today. TWO WEEKS!

 

[lazarus]

And you'll never have to.

Heh.

 

[corianderstem]

Hockey pants.

I still haven't watched my Dark Knight DVD. It's still sitting on my coffee table with the packing receipt, in case I got a bum copy. That's pretty sad.

 

[LemonMelon]

You've seen the cover for my next DI list, right?

I don't think so. I'm a bit out of the loop in that regard.

 

[LMP]

I get to dress up as Batman for some Thespian shindig this weekend. Let's just say I'm throwing in some Bale-isms to spice up the evening a bit. FUCKING AMATEURS.

I don't think so. I'm a bit out of the loop in that regard.

It's on Facebook, along with the running list, but I wanted to show the non-FB users here anyway.

 

[Dalton]

The fact that my job does not entail pistol whipping folk is a sad, sad reminder that I am not doing what I was created to do.

 

[corianderstem]

Although they're already too late to really be funny, I did laugh at the Family Guy joke on the Bale rant this past Sunday.

"What don't you understand????"

"....... why we need another Terminator movie?"

 

[lazarus]

I get to dress up as Batman for some Thespian shindig this weekend.

You "get to"? Shouldn't that be "have to"? Or are you some kind of LARPer?

 

[Diemen]

You guys. Two weeks from today. TWO WEEKS!

Fuck that. WHY HASN'T IT LEAKED YET??!?