Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec Superthread

[redhotswami]

its okaly lelmel id onthave nuts to be kidcked

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm writing a book called "How to Fuck Shit Up."

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

im kidna sad though. theres a gy im talkin to andhedidnt callme all dayttoday and i t hought he would

i'll call you

8 (i probably should stop taking a shot every time i make a post)

 

[redhotswami]

what are you conting

 

[LemonMelon]

what did you do for your birthday, aside from celebrate the day before steak and blowjob day or whatever the hell people call it

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I didn't do anything but eat pizza and watch movies. We were basically snowed in anyway.

On another note, why couldn't I have been born on blowjob day?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

what are you conting

how many shots i've had

 

[redhotswami]

pfann what di you fuck up:?

 

[redhotswami]

elmelthat s okay that means you have 2 days to cellebrat

 

[redhotswami]

ooooh kreep goin khan you can catch i up to me

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I didn't do anything but eat pizza and watch movies. We were basically snowed in anyway.

On another note, why couldn't I have been born on blowjob day?

awww

lol, my best friend in the fifth and sixth grade was born on blowjob day. i don't remember if i've ever given anyone a blowjob on blowjob day, though. i can't remember what i've ever done on v-day, like even when i've been in a relationship. i'm usually not though : phail:

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

ooooh kreep goin khan you can catch i up to me

lol k, and i still have lots more alcohol i poured in the shaker. it'd be silly to waste it

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thank god i don't have to work tomorrow

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[phillyfan26]

pfann what di you fuck up:?

I fuck shit up in a number of ways. Well, two. One, I fuck shit up like the badasses do: I'm on top when shit goes down. Why? Because I'm THE AMENDMENT.

Also, I fuck shit up due to an inability to comprehend women.

It's kind of a pun on how to be a badass while being perpetually single.

 

[redhotswami]

neither am i iam phail too

 

[LemonMelon]

elmelthat s okay that means you have 2 days to cellebrat

True. This is why being born on Christmas SUCKS.

And yes, I suppose I'm comparing blowjob day to Christmas.

 

[redhotswami]

no iits not a pub pfan im a badass and im single allltihet iem

 

[redhotswami]

so what ahpepend with the girl for prom

 

[LemonMelon]

Wait, hold on a sec...

My birthday is February 13, not March 13. Khan is catching up with you, Mia.

 

[phillyfan26]

That's what I fucked up. Not sure how much, but ... heaping buckets of MEH.

 

[redhotswami]

ididntget pizza or moviesl lemel soits okay. ilike somekinds of pzizathat are good

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

no iits not a pub pfan im a badass and im single allltihet iem

for REAL. we're all perpetually single aren't we? we rock :woo:

 

[redhotswami]

im sorrry pfnaa are thaer other girls you want gto ask/

 

[redhotswami]

yay for perpeetitualy single

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Wait, hold on a sec...

My birthday is February 13, not March 13. Khan is catching up with you, Mia.

wait huh? that's what i thought it was. blowjob day is february 14th isn't it? or is it march 14th in western maryland?

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm not sure if I've ever NOT been single.

It's not so bad at all, really.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

yay for perpeetitualy single

yay for never getting laid

wait

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[redhotswami]

steak an bjday is march 14

 

[redhotswami]

noe i want to take mroe sots too kahan

 

[LemonMelon]

wait huh? that's what i thought it was. blowjob day is february 14th isn't it? or is it march 14th in western maryland?

No, Steak and Blowjob day is celebrated on a separate day from Valentine's Day because one is meant for men and the other for women. Look it up on urban dictionary.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'm not sure if I've ever NOT been single.

It's not so bad at all, really.

i didn't have my first real relationships with like...real stuff until i was older.

 

[redhotswami]

yeah me too matbe this is tmi and i will regret in the mrning but i am 27 and dndever had a bf