Randoooooooooom Rock City

[Kariann]

Dang, where am I going to keep my alligator while I'm at the show?

I have to think about Michigan for my List...but I'm pretty sure that's a no!

You could add 2 states to your list!

I don't know but I can't bring my pig with me either unless we get a ring for it's nose on the way there.

 

[Schmeg]

We'll have to stop a a body-piercing place for your pig.

At least we'll be safe if the aliens come for us!

 

[shari schultz]

Flat u2 wants to experience it all *hint* They make fabulous window decorations for the car

 

[Schmeg]

Flat u2 wants to experience it all *hint* They make fabulous window decorations for the car

*packs Scotch tape*

 

[Kariann]

Flat u2 wants to experience it all *hint* They make fabulous window decorations for the car

We may be able to make something happen.

 

[Schmeg]

Some good RI laws:

*It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods of any traveled street or road.

*It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

Providence:
*It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.

*You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

 

[shari schultz]

Ohio~It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=184&region=35

 

[shari schultz]

wonders why you can't sell toothpaste and toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday in Providence.
I think you should perform a citizens arrest if you see this happen, schmeg

 

[Schmeg]

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.

 

[Kariann]

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

Like we have are near a large ocean....I don't believe there are whales in Lake Erie!

 

[Schmeg]

wonders why you can't sell toothpaste and toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday in Providence.
I think you should perform a citizens arrest if you see this happen, schmeg

Oh believe me, I'm all over it.

It's also illegal to smoke a pipe in Newport after sunset, also good to know!

 

[Kariann]

Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.


Remind me not to wear patent leather shoes to the show in Cleveland.

 

[Schmeg]

Like we have are near a large ocean....I don't believe there are whales in Lake Erie!

Imagine if you were getting a fish drunk AND fishing for whales! You'd be, like, executed on the spot!!

 

[shari schultz]

In LaCrosse, WI apparently

You cannot "worry a squirrel."

 

[Schmeg]

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

We must certainly obey this one during our road trip. :lawabidingcitizen:

 

[zoney!]

When is decoration day this year?

I think that is the same day as the big croquet tournament!

 

[Kariann]

You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

 

[shari schultz]

Like we have are near a large ocean....I don't believe there are whales in Lake Erie!

 

[Schmeg]

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

There's our get-rich-quick scheme...rob banks on Sundays and the Fourth of July!

 

[Kariann]

We must certainly obey this one during our road trip. :lawabidingcitizen:

we must make sure that we obey the law!

 

[zoney!]

In LaCrosse, WI apparently

I think I have worried a many squirrel in Lacrosse.

OKTOBERFEST!

 

[shari schultz]

We must certainly obey this one during our road trip. :lawabidingcitizen:

 

[Schmeg]

The squirrels have so much on their little minds this time of year; call them if you're going to be late.

 

[Kariann]

It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

I wonder if that would pertain to a sketch?

 

[Schmeg]

In Columbus...

It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

 

[zoney!]

OK...Monday....I think we need to get one of you up on the stage with Bono.

 

[shari schultz]

Sun Prairie WI
Nuclear weapons may not be manufactured in the city limits.

don't. want. to. know. why. they. made. this. into. a. law.

 

[Kariann]

Youngstown Laws
You may not run out of gas

Make sure that I have plenty of gas before we get to Youngstown when driving to Detroit.

 

[Schmeg]

OK...Monday....I think we need to get one of you up on the stage with Bono.

Um...yes.

Holy crap, Walk On.

 

[Schmeg]

Sun Prairie WI
Nuclear weapons may not be manufactured in the city limits.

don't. want. to. know. why. they. made. this. into. a. law.