I think I'll just send the following to my prof.
Dear Dr. Miller: First of all, I heard your fembot girlfriend were making out at the clizub Friday night. I would say well played but the thought of it might make my stomach turn...again. As far as the paper goes, I really got nothing for ya. I can give you a list of books that say a lot about Twain. Haven't read 'em myself. So instead of American Political Theory, I can write you a short piece on some recent regression I've done...pull your fembot close as she might wanna check my numbers...it appears that Bono occasionally likes to pull girls onstage who are dark haired and shorter than he is (so REALLY short), so my chances in November are improving. What say you to that???. Your devoted student.