Mullen-Girl
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
It was a cold and rainy day in Ireland (like that's strange huh?) early Tuesday afternoon. Most of the girls stayed home because they felt depressed and tired from all the dancing the guys did last night, when Niamh gets a phonecall on her cellphone.
Niamh:Hello?...Hey Bono how are ya?...Uh huh...You're what??? You've got to be kidding me!!! *laughs hard*...ok sorry...Yeah this afternoon?...Sure I think we can use some cheering up...ok...see you then...bye. *hangs up and bursts out laughing* I have to tell the girls about this one.
*Niamh goes downstairs to find most of the girls watching their favourite soap opera in the living room when she turns off the telly*
Mona: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey I was watching that!
Niamh: Well that'll have to wait. I have something to tell you girls.
Echo: We've won the lottery?
Niamh: Something better! U2 are coming over in a little while for a..get this girls..MARY KAY MAKE OVER! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
All:BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Clarity: You've got to be kidding me! How the hell did they get into that?
Niamh: Well Bono was telling me that they didn't make enough money last night doing their Full Monty that McG had them signed up for Mary Kay Cosmetics. They had the idea to come over here cos well, we almost all use make up.
MG: Is Larry going to show off makeup too? *laughs*
Niamh: They all are!!!
Disco: I can't wait to see what happens!
Bluey: It's funny enough the thought of them trying to sell make up but they're going to actually try and put it on us?? Ha!
Niamh: Yeah, they're on their way actually so we won't have to wait long.
*Meanwhile on their way to PLEBA Mansion*
Larry: You're joking! What do you mean I have to sell make up!?!?!?! Don't you know that i'm a manly man??? I don't do that shite!
Bono: We have no choice! McG signed us up for it so that's what we have to do!
Adam: I can't wait! *giggles like a school girl*
Edge: I don't know how to put on make up! How are we supposed to sell it? Don't we have to make a presentation and stuff?
Adam: Leave all that to me! *grins* All you guys have to do is try and put the make up on the girls and show them the stuff we're selling.
Larry: FOAD! This sucks. They should have gotten us a day job with Harley or something.
Bono: Oh please Lardence. Well we have no choice now! *says in a high pitched voice* Alright girls we must sell sell sell!
*The guys arrive at the mansion and are greeted by Lemonboy*
Lemonboy: Good afternoon guys! What brings you to PLEBA mansion on this horrid day?
Larry: You don't want to know. *snarl*
Lemonboy: Eh, ok. *clears throat* Please come in, all the girls are gathered in the living room waiting for you. Shall I help you with your....MARY KAY?!?!?! Oh God! You guys haven't turned fruity have you??
Bono: NOOOOOOO! Well some have. *ahem*
Adam: *clears throat* Eh, we'll take our stuff thanks.
*The guys walk into the living room where all the PLEBA girls are gathered.*
Bono: Well let's get this show on the road!
More to come
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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page
Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl
[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-05-2002).]
Niamh:Hello?...Hey Bono how are ya?...Uh huh...You're what??? You've got to be kidding me!!! *laughs hard*...ok sorry...Yeah this afternoon?...Sure I think we can use some cheering up...ok...see you then...bye. *hangs up and bursts out laughing* I have to tell the girls about this one.
*Niamh goes downstairs to find most of the girls watching their favourite soap opera in the living room when she turns off the telly*
Mona: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey I was watching that!
Niamh: Well that'll have to wait. I have something to tell you girls.
Echo: We've won the lottery?
Niamh: Something better! U2 are coming over in a little while for a..get this girls..MARY KAY MAKE OVER! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
All:BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Clarity: You've got to be kidding me! How the hell did they get into that?
Niamh: Well Bono was telling me that they didn't make enough money last night doing their Full Monty that McG had them signed up for Mary Kay Cosmetics. They had the idea to come over here cos well, we almost all use make up.
MG: Is Larry going to show off makeup too? *laughs*
Niamh: They all are!!!
Disco: I can't wait to see what happens!
Bluey: It's funny enough the thought of them trying to sell make up but they're going to actually try and put it on us?? Ha!
Niamh: Yeah, they're on their way actually so we won't have to wait long.
*Meanwhile on their way to PLEBA Mansion*
Larry: You're joking! What do you mean I have to sell make up!?!?!?! Don't you know that i'm a manly man??? I don't do that shite!
Bono: We have no choice! McG signed us up for it so that's what we have to do!
Adam: I can't wait! *giggles like a school girl*
Edge: I don't know how to put on make up! How are we supposed to sell it? Don't we have to make a presentation and stuff?
Adam: Leave all that to me! *grins* All you guys have to do is try and put the make up on the girls and show them the stuff we're selling.
Larry: FOAD! This sucks. They should have gotten us a day job with Harley or something.
Bono: Oh please Lardence. Well we have no choice now! *says in a high pitched voice* Alright girls we must sell sell sell!
*The guys arrive at the mansion and are greeted by Lemonboy*
Lemonboy: Good afternoon guys! What brings you to PLEBA mansion on this horrid day?
Larry: You don't want to know. *snarl*
Lemonboy: Eh, ok. *clears throat* Please come in, all the girls are gathered in the living room waiting for you. Shall I help you with your....MARY KAY?!?!?! Oh God! You guys haven't turned fruity have you??
Bono: NOOOOOOO! Well some have. *ahem*
Adam: *clears throat* Eh, we'll take our stuff thanks.
*The guys walk into the living room where all the PLEBA girls are gathered.*
Bono: Well let's get this show on the road!
More to come
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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page
Actual convo with Larry:
u2bela1: You?re a skank you know that??
Larry: HAHAHA Good one.
u2bela1: Yeah you big flirty man you!
<clarity> he's prolly all like Anne she said I'm a skank rofl
<clarity> Bono's like you are a skank Lardence rofl
[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-05-2002).]