sami0201
Blue Crack Addict
Bye Dazz
dazzledbylight said:Xanax & wine ?
Elessarian said:
I'm strictly a hydrocodone gal myself. *hiccup*
*stirs vicodin into zinfandel*
Elessarian said:
*DISH ALERT* and I hope I can make it entertaining.
SO, my BF (the non-gay best friend of the female variety) had some kind of epic fight with her AH (asshole husband). He called her a bitch (*gasp* NO HE DID NOT!) and she responded by, as she described it "totally becoming trashy and throwing a checkbook at him."
....no, I promise I'm not laughing at her pain...*wiping tear*
Meanwhile, my homosexual life partner and default husband and I have pondered moving in together, but the market is non-cooperative at the moment. He's also in the dissertation stage.
But that didn't stop us from hosting a Grammy party on Wednesday. Let me just give it to you in equation form:
Shots of whiskey + U2 wins = drunk grad students.
(Drunk Eless + drunk fake husband) x (Drunk fake husbands gay friends (all boys)) = One regrettable game of Spin the Bottle (and I'm nearly 30 damn years old, howyadoin').
It was like being on the set of Will and Grace only everyone was making out.
The next day Greg and I were like gross! Never again!
Elessarian said:Bye Dazz.
I'm sorry to hear that, Weldy.
Elessarian said:
*DISH ALERT* and I hope I can make it entertaining.
SO, my BF (the non-gay best friend of the female variety) had some kind of epic fight with her AH (asshole husband). He called her a bitch (*gasp* NO HE DID NOT!) and she responded by, as she described it "totally becoming trashy and throwing a checkbook at him."
....no, I promise I'm not laughing at her pain...*wiping tear*
Meanwhile, my homosexual life partner and default husband and I have pondered moving in together, but the market is non-cooperative at the moment. He's also in the dissertation stage.
But that didn't stop us from hosting a Grammy party on Wednesday. Let me just give it to you in equation form:
Shots of whiskey + U2 wins = drunk grad students.
(Drunk Eless + drunk fake husband) x (Drunk fake husbands gay friends (all boys)) = One regrettable game of Spin the Bottle (and I'm nearly 30 damn years old, howyadoin').
It was like being on the set of Will and Grace only everyone was making out.
The next day Greg and I were like gross! Never again!
VintagePunk said:
See?? *tears* this is why I've missed you!! Never leave us again. Please?
Awww, sweetie, everyone on Will and Grace makes out with each other. You're boringly normal.
~BrightestStar~ said:
!!
Omg, I insist that you come by on a regularly to update on your latest adventures.
You're better than tv.
VintagePunk said:
Exactly! And *adopting Jerry Springerish pose, hands on hips, head thrust forward, making lateral movements of disapproval* AH had it coming to him, uh-huh!
Night Sami!
Elessarian said:
You know you're totally right re: the making out thing.
But here's where I make this thread-relevant. One of the pretty gay boys in question (and in the kissing ranks of the night, he placed a mere 3rd), bears an UNCANNY, UNNATURAL, UNBELIEVABLE likeness (I'm talking twin brother here) to
*wait for it*
the co-star of Elizabethtown, one Kirsten Dunst. So my question is this, why watch the movie when you can make out with the male version of its star?
Come to think of it, I wonder if there's a male version of Orlando Bloom out there somewhere...
badabing!
Elessarian said:
And speaking of fams, how's your gal VP?
VintagePunk said:
Okay, the name Kirsten Dunst sends me into fits of giggles, because this other forum I used to read had this game of making anagrams of celebrity names, and hers turned out to be Dr. Sunken Tits.
Hi, I'm 12.
U2Girl1978 said:
check out my journal you'll see why I'm
~BrightestStar~ said:
I recommend making lots of prank calls.
VintagePunk said:
She's doing pretty well, thanks. Trotted with me across several states to see U2 last fall, became a die-hard addict. Slept on the pavement in GA lines. Ate bad food in diners and bars at 2 am, while watching her mother drink and cavort with strange men. It was one of the proudest times of my life. My little road-warrior. *sniff*
She also just now reminded me, and said to tell you that she met Bono and Edge, but there's no photographic evidence of it, because someone who should have been using the camera was overcome, at that point. To put it into southern terms, I had the vapours.
Jules!