Sad_Girl said:
DG - Don't feel too bad about the accidental fires ... I was making a toaster pastry thingie one sunday morning... I left it in the toaster while I continued getting ready to go to church because I was the liturgist for the service that day... I go to say something to my hubby and out of the corner of my eye I see flames shooting two feet up out of the toaster! hmy
I'm a level one certified Firefighter at this point... what do I do?
Scream OMG Mark! Fire! Fire, it's on... theres a fire! :reject
He walks out of the living room, unpluigs the toaster and dumps its contents into the sink, all the while looking at me like he didn't even know who I was
I never wear dresses because I swear they make my brain stop working right
Ok, I have this friend named Jill, she's sweet, but a little ditzty, crazy...airy even
Anyway, I always got stuck (I say this mostly lovingly
) with her as my chemistry lab partner. ( a truely scary thing)
So one day, she's really being random..poking things...considering what would happen if she started throwing HCL acid around..fun stuff....
And I'm telling her, ok, don't touch anything, while I do such and such (the experiment)
When all of a sudden.she screams, jumps behind me, cluthcing me in deaths grip going Jackie!! Fire!! OMG!! Put it out! OMG!!
I turn to see she's lit the paper towels on fire with the bunsen burner, right by a the textbook, chemicals etc etc..
My response...(think alvin and the chipmunksn)..is JILL!!!!!!!!!!...Of course, I can do nothing, seeing as she attached to me like glue.
Fianally another kid runs over and pushes it into the sink.
Drama over.....15 minutes later...she's trying to do it again.
Jill, she's special.