you know I would come! definately!!! u2 better be there! An Irish pub? mmmm... that reminded me that I'm still in a bad need of some Irish coffee... must go to a local one first.
In Sevilla I saw U2 shirts coming in and out of the Irish pub all the timeyou can always find them lurking around
See ya later Jem!
Well that would be a problem. You're just gonna have to pose as Bono then to distract him. 
You're gonna let me borrow Edge for a while. I promise you'll get him back. I wouldn't want to upset Bono by getting him drunk and then separating him from Edge. He needs his buddy.
To kidnap them to the PGP mansion on our very own deserted island. 
It's not really deserted, as we live there, but don't let the rest of the world know! Ish shecretz!
ohmy. I guess we could try putting anaesthetic gas into their dry ice machines.............
....in Leicester....
Unless...
Ofcourse! They get drunk way faster when they are together anyway!
Ok who is going to Rome tonight...............with chloroform, a dart gun, I`ll nip into work and acquire something strong and sedating
but I`m going out for an Italian dinner.......
the ice machine idea. Put it in their whipped cream cans as well.
Ok who is going to Rome tonight...............with chloroform, a dart gun, I`ll nip into work and acquire something strong and sedating
but I`m going out for an Italian dinner.......
we should find some evil genius who could turn audiowaves into our favor, perhaps? 
Oh that was the plan.
Atlantis should then be a suitable choice for the mansion but it's a secret!
Ok who is going to Rome tonight...............with chloroform, a dart gun, I`ll nip into work and acquire something strong and sedating
but I`m going out for an Italian dinner.......
Too many witnesses. The dry ice machines is a good idea, though I'm not sure if we can put enough gas in them to kick out everyone in the entire stadium.
Brill , I remember watching the episode with him as a baby Mojo Jojo
We have enough Chloro at our vets office. Just in case. I
We have enough Chloro at our vets office. Just in case. I
whipped cream cans..............wha.......?????
whipped cream? for narples????
narples.
We're going to have to do some narple research too, I guess. For scientific purposes ofcouse. Comparative research.
I think mostly everyone agrees that Edge's eyes are green.
They looked pretty green when I met him (very briefly) in '06...
He had dark sunglasses on when I met him............hiding red eyes I suspect
sleep time for me.
Can't imagine why he'd have those.
Nah, he was, shall we say, slightly inebriated.
but as learned from pam's meeting story, a bit of booze might be helpful when he has probably had it a night before and then comes to meet the fans...
oh yeah, and then there's Rome for the ear melting...i have difficulties to share my concentration on so many things!
Lick your tv?
