Ha, bet you thought that this was another quote by Bono. No, no...who else but Coldplay's Chris Martin (Bono jr. - and I don't mean that as an affectionate term).
I just received an article about Coldplay's new album. And may I say, that this article was one of the most shameful things I've read. The first problem with it, of course, was that it came to me from a U2 mailing list; a mailing list that should have nothing to do with Coldplay. Secondly, I was gravely irritated by the desperate attempt by the author of the article and the band themselves to further the disgusting rumour that Coldplay is the next U2 and are just "carrying the torch".
1. First off, we all knew that they got Brian Eno to produce their (surprise, surprise) 4th album. Oh my, where on earth would that idea come from?!
2. Secondly, they somehow managed to get talks started that they were breaking up with a simple quote "You won't see us
at one of these for many, many years." - referring to an award show. Followed up by rumours of experimentation on new music. Hmm, apparently the "Dream it all up again" speech works for anyone these days.
3. "but he (Eno) has also produced some of U2's most
successful albums, including The Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby.
It would appear that it is this side of Eno that Coldplay tapped into." - No, really?! I would have never guessed they would try to get the side of Brian Eno that helped make U2 what they are now.
4. "What I can say is that themes of death and
resurrection are strongly present, apparently confirming a long-held
suspicion that, like their heroes U2, there is a Christian element to
Coldplay." - The same themes that U2 uses? Wow, have to give them points for originality on that one.
5. "If anything, the new Coldplay are brighter and more uplifting than
ever. These are songs full of the kind of anthemic touches that will
make people want to hold their mobile phones in the air." - Hmm, wonder where we've heard big anthemic rock that people hold their cell phones up to...it sounds so familiar, I just can't place it.
6. "Martin said the group are still "obsessed with making songs that can
be sung to the rafters"." - No way, I'm not familiar with any band who makes songs like that, are you?
okay, I'm stopping there, but there are many more. I realize I'll take a lot of heat for all this, but I'm just trying to make a point:
Coldplay makes good music (original sounding, too). I won't deny that. However, their model for success is almost to the point of downright plagiarism. It is one thing to take inspiration from your idols, but it's totally different to try and take some of the exact same steps to the top. Coldplay the band = creative, even exciting at times; Coldplay the business = shameful.
People will say they are just carrying a torch (but I still say that there is no torch needed to carry...wait until it is actually 'handed down', instead of grabbing for something that is larger than you'll ever be). Everyone wants the next U2 before U2 is even close to being finished making music.
I can't wait until Martin says "This is the sound of four men chopping the head off that all the blood rushed to" and starting to wear sunglasses 24/7...and everyone still allowing him/them to get away with it.
I just received an article about Coldplay's new album. And may I say, that this article was one of the most shameful things I've read. The first problem with it, of course, was that it came to me from a U2 mailing list; a mailing list that should have nothing to do with Coldplay. Secondly, I was gravely irritated by the desperate attempt by the author of the article and the band themselves to further the disgusting rumour that Coldplay is the next U2 and are just "carrying the torch".
1. First off, we all knew that they got Brian Eno to produce their (surprise, surprise) 4th album. Oh my, where on earth would that idea come from?!
2. Secondly, they somehow managed to get talks started that they were breaking up with a simple quote "You won't see us
at one of these for many, many years." - referring to an award show. Followed up by rumours of experimentation on new music. Hmm, apparently the "Dream it all up again" speech works for anyone these days.
3. "but he (Eno) has also produced some of U2's most
successful albums, including The Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby.
It would appear that it is this side of Eno that Coldplay tapped into." - No, really?! I would have never guessed they would try to get the side of Brian Eno that helped make U2 what they are now.
4. "What I can say is that themes of death and
resurrection are strongly present, apparently confirming a long-held
suspicion that, like their heroes U2, there is a Christian element to
Coldplay." - The same themes that U2 uses? Wow, have to give them points for originality on that one.
5. "If anything, the new Coldplay are brighter and more uplifting than
ever. These are songs full of the kind of anthemic touches that will
make people want to hold their mobile phones in the air." - Hmm, wonder where we've heard big anthemic rock that people hold their cell phones up to...it sounds so familiar, I just can't place it.
6. "Martin said the group are still "obsessed with making songs that can
be sung to the rafters"." - No way, I'm not familiar with any band who makes songs like that, are you?
okay, I'm stopping there, but there are many more. I realize I'll take a lot of heat for all this, but I'm just trying to make a point:
Coldplay makes good music (original sounding, too). I won't deny that. However, their model for success is almost to the point of downright plagiarism. It is one thing to take inspiration from your idols, but it's totally different to try and take some of the exact same steps to the top. Coldplay the band = creative, even exciting at times; Coldplay the business = shameful.
People will say they are just carrying a torch (but I still say that there is no torch needed to carry...wait until it is actually 'handed down', instead of grabbing for something that is larger than you'll ever be). Everyone wants the next U2 before U2 is even close to being finished making music.
I can't wait until Martin says "This is the sound of four men chopping the head off that all the blood rushed to" and starting to wear sunglasses 24/7...and everyone still allowing him/them to get away with it.