Okay, what would be your WORST most APOCOLYPTIC U2 fantasy?...

[blueeyes]

In other words...
You have all shared your ultimate dream-boat, stud-man U2 fantasies...now how could it all go wrong?
What would change the perfect senario for you so that you want to tear your face off and run and scream for the rest of your natural life?
Change the setting?
The guy?
And I'm not interested in answers like "and then his wife walks in" I mean what WEIRD things would totally freak you out?
Ahhh, it's LATE, this thread will sink like a stone but you can't blame a she-devil for trying now can you?
-bluey of doom

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Blueeyes, Chair-Lemon of L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEEEEE!"

 

[MEMHPIS-EVE 007]

ehh....
We were having this amazing "group sex" When...BUNCH OF GOREOUS FEMALE ALIENS KIDNAPED THEM TO THEIR PLANET TO MAKE THEM THEIR ETERNAL LOVE SLAVES!

ANd I was dissapointed cause I didn`t...U know...

The end!

how was that?!

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"I love you `cause I need to ,not because I need you..."
-luminous times

 

[~LadyLemon~]

This is a good one Bluey. I'll have to think about this and come back to you...

Um, OK (I can't belive I am saying this). Say things were going on pretty well with you and --fill-in-the-blank--. But he's just not getting it up. Yep, poor guy.

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The goal is SOUL

 

[Jody]

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:


Um, OK (I can't belive I am saying this). Say things were going on pretty well with you and --fill-in-the-blank--. But he's just not getting it up. Yep, poor guy.

That's got to be THE worst scenario.

 

[MEMHPIS-EVE 007]

hihi...

LMAO!

Been there ,done that!

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"I love you `cause I need to ,not because I need you..."
-luminous times

 

[WildHonee]

Mona: Why Larry! From across the room You look so...SMOOTH! Lemmee just come over there and take a better look

*censored activities*

only to discover that Larry has magically grown hair.

Lol this was much better in my mind than in type..

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~*Mona FP*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"F.P. is for Furious Poet" ~Kerouac

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

 

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Mona: Why Larry! From across the room You look so...SMOOTH! Lemmee just come over there and take a better look

*censored activities*

only to discover that Larry has magically grown hair.

Lol this was much better in my mind than in type..

LMAO Mona!

how bout-me and Smooth Criminal Man get together for *censored activities* and he's wearing a TURTLENECK SWEATER

What a nightmare...

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
LMAO Mona!

how bout-me and Smooth Criminal Man get together for *censored activities* and he's wearing a TURTLENECK SWEATER

What a nightmare...

1. I hate turtlenecks

2. How o how can I possibly go into Phona Vampire mode if he's all covered up?

*fangs*


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~*Mona FP*~ / ~*Moaner*~ / ~*MonaPhisto*~
Bono Rep. of the Ambassadorship of the World for L.E.A.T.H.E.R.

"F.P. is for Furious Poet" ~Kerouac

"Thank you all for letting me rub up against you" ~BonoBaby~

 

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
1. I hate turtlenecks

2. How o how can I possibly go into Phona Vampire mode if he's all covered up?

*fangs*

EXACTLY my dear..I cannot picture him in anything but that half-buttoned shirt-YOWZA!!

*breaks in to his house and steals all his turtlenecks*