blueeyes
Refugee
At Disco's request. Maybe your boy t shirt flew up over your head at a concert, maybe you were so excited about a new album your legs stoppped functioning, I wanna hear it!!!!
I have two LOOSELY U2 related klutz stories if anyone is interested at laughing at my pain and suffering.
1) When I dressed up as Macphisto on halloween I went over to my friend's house to pick her up. She and my other buds were all sitting on the couch watching t.v. I walked in and they all started to laugh at me. I said in my best macphistish voice "you people just don't know style when you see it" and proceeded to strut with all the attitude I could muster across the room. Unbeknownst to this "Macphisto" however, I had some snow or water on the bottom of my glittery gold heel. All of a sudden my walk of coolness was interrupted when my feet came up infront of my head and Macphisto went down HARD right in front of the T.V.. I was trying to be in character so I just stayed on the ground and pretended like I did that on purpose so I could watch T.V. .
My friends pulled muscles laughing.
2) I was in a rock band with a couple of guys for a little while. One day in the studio, A*** (names have been changed to protect the innocent!) the bassist started playing this familliar riff. I saw him smirking at me and asked him what it was. He said he wouldn't tell me and I had to figure it out. I told him to tell me again and he giggled and said sheet with the title on it was right by him. I lunged across the studio to "git him and his little dog too", when I shoved my boot into a metal milk crate. I tripped over the crate and grabbed my mic stand on the way down. The mic stand took the music stand with my binder of LOOSE lyrics (about 200 pages) with it to the ground. A*** kinda tried to break my fall by grabbing my shoulders, but I smashed my face on the stringy part of the bass guitar instead. After I knew the bass was okay, we all laughed really hard and got the stupid lead singer an ice pack for her swollen lip. The drummer joked that I needed to wear a helmet onstage. har har. The bassline was Angel of Harlem.
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"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEEEEE!"
I have two LOOSELY U2 related klutz stories if anyone is interested at laughing at my pain and suffering.
1) When I dressed up as Macphisto on halloween I went over to my friend's house to pick her up. She and my other buds were all sitting on the couch watching t.v. I walked in and they all started to laugh at me. I said in my best macphistish voice "you people just don't know style when you see it" and proceeded to strut with all the attitude I could muster across the room. Unbeknownst to this "Macphisto" however, I had some snow or water on the bottom of my glittery gold heel. All of a sudden my walk of coolness was interrupted when my feet came up infront of my head and Macphisto went down HARD right in front of the T.V.. I was trying to be in character so I just stayed on the ground and pretended like I did that on purpose so I could watch T.V. .
My friends pulled muscles laughing.
2) I was in a rock band with a couple of guys for a little while. One day in the studio, A*** (names have been changed to protect the innocent!) the bassist started playing this familliar riff. I saw him smirking at me and asked him what it was. He said he wouldn't tell me and I had to figure it out. I told him to tell me again and he giggled and said sheet with the title on it was right by him. I lunged across the studio to "git him and his little dog too", when I shoved my boot into a metal milk crate. I tripped over the crate and grabbed my mic stand on the way down. The mic stand took the music stand with my binder of LOOSE lyrics (about 200 pages) with it to the ground. A*** kinda tried to break my fall by grabbing my shoulders, but I smashed my face on the stringy part of the bass guitar instead. After I knew the bass was okay, we all laughed really hard and got the stupid lead singer an ice pack for her swollen lip. The drummer joked that I needed to wear a helmet onstage. har har. The bassline was Angel of Harlem.
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"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEEEEE!"