Zoomerang96
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i really need some opinions.
its about priority number 1. she finally was working today and i went through her till and i simply didnt execute. i seemed fine but i didnt even has how she was. i said here and thank you, i think. and u2 when she said to have a nice day.
shes onto me though. i could sense it on her. my friend keeps saying stuff at her from a distance like "priority number 1 your hot!" and so forth.
she knows im friends with him. surely she knows im up to no good.
so lately ive been mulling over material to talk to her about. im going to blitzkrieg her ass with a ton of my special "a" material.
check this out:
1. formalities aside of hello and what not.
2. a previous time i pretty much yelled at her and her bagger for not having a bigger jones soda selection. i told her to write that in their journal of store improvements (ofcourse no such thing exists). well next time im going to ask how she made out with that, and whats taking so long getting the brand new "fun" flavour in.
3. then, (she works at a place called Penner IGA, or just Penners) i will ask her casually... "so you work at penners...eh?"
obviously.
4. heres the killer. my friend though about it today. im going to ask her where the suggest box is. then i will proceed to ask where the "lost and found" is located.
all this WHILE BEING RECORDED BY MY AUDIO RECORDER FROM WORK. if i try to lame this whole thing up, i think i might have a better chance of loostening up or something.
me and my friend have dubbed this mission "operation panama"
its code name is "picnic"
i trust you wont tell her.
so anyway, after we record the bugger, (she ofcourse wont know im recording it) we will analyze everything and proceed from that point. im great at espionage, ciiii?!?!!?!?
do you have any other things i could say to her?
should i be mad at her the whole time?
its a good move i think.
let me know PLEASE...i think i will try to execute "picnic" tommorow afternoon.
its about priority number 1. she finally was working today and i went through her till and i simply didnt execute. i seemed fine but i didnt even has how she was. i said here and thank you, i think. and u2 when she said to have a nice day.
shes onto me though. i could sense it on her. my friend keeps saying stuff at her from a distance like "priority number 1 your hot!" and so forth.
she knows im friends with him. surely she knows im up to no good.
so lately ive been mulling over material to talk to her about. im going to blitzkrieg her ass with a ton of my special "a" material.
check this out:
1. formalities aside of hello and what not.
2. a previous time i pretty much yelled at her and her bagger for not having a bigger jones soda selection. i told her to write that in their journal of store improvements (ofcourse no such thing exists). well next time im going to ask how she made out with that, and whats taking so long getting the brand new "fun" flavour in.
3. then, (she works at a place called Penner IGA, or just Penners) i will ask her casually... "so you work at penners...eh?"
obviously.
4. heres the killer. my friend though about it today. im going to ask her where the suggest box is. then i will proceed to ask where the "lost and found" is located.
all this WHILE BEING RECORDED BY MY AUDIO RECORDER FROM WORK. if i try to lame this whole thing up, i think i might have a better chance of loostening up or something.
me and my friend have dubbed this mission "operation panama"
its code name is "picnic"
i trust you wont tell her.
so anyway, after we record the bugger, (she ofcourse wont know im recording it) we will analyze everything and proceed from that point. im great at espionage, ciiii?!?!!?!?
do you have any other things i could say to her?
should i be mad at her the whole time?
its a good move i think.
let me know PLEASE...i think i will try to execute "picnic" tommorow afternoon.