you know, it's funny.
you remind me of a teacher at school.
she used to invite herself to everything. absolutely everything. it was beyond annoying, and eventually she caught on that people were tired of her constant cries for attention.
now, instead of begging to be involved, she mocks those who have plans.
"oh, i don't really like parties."
"no, i was kidding. obviously i don't like concerts, why would i want to go."
"why would i want to go there? WAY too much cool for me."
you really should meet her sometime. you'd have a lot of of fun being miserable together.