Monkeys Eyebrow, Kentucky Superthread

[Axver]

I'm not starting my list until I know who I'm making it for. I secretly hope it's not a Musketeer, because that would be too easy.

I don't think I'll actually seriously send Santa Has Failed to anyone - unless it's a Superthreader and I feel like being a prick. But I totally intend on uploading this and making all of you listen to it.

Holy shit, this list is already too funny. More shockingly produced black metal than you ever wanted to hear!

 

[liamcool]

Yeah, it's not a bad album. It's just really disjointed. Llama is a cool song, I love Guelah Papyrus, but I hate Tweezer.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Where the The Khan go?

i'm here barely, though. sup?

 

[coolian2]

i'm here barely, though. sup?

Just chillin', yo.

You're lurking in here.

 

[liamcool]

I need someone to use whipped cream on, Khan.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Aw geez, I got into a shitty argument that sucks on EYKIW.

Why this always happen to me?!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Just chillin', yo.

You're lurking in here.

sars. i'll try to rectify that. i've been trying to look for an electric blanket for a decent price either online or in a store. the cheapest one is like $30. wtf. and i know i'm a total weirdo for wanting one, seeing as i (still) have the air on in my room. but then again, i'm sitting in the living room with no fans on or anything, and i'm still cold. it's drafty in the living room come winter.

 

[Axver]

You're lurking in here.

How shiny and happy is she?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I need someone to use whipped cream on, Khan.

me?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

How shiny and happy is she?

dude, don't talk about me in the third person

i don't know about the shiny part, but i am pretty happy. i was going to say something else too but now i forget.

 

[liamcool]

Mebbe.

 

[Axver]

dude, don't talk about me in the third person

I'll talk about her however the fuck I want! She can't tell me how to post.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I need someone to use whipped cream on, Khan.

Want some iced coffee?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Mebbe.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'll talk about her however the fuck I want! She can't tell me how to post.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Want some iced coffee?

i just had whipped cream on pie. maybe some pie would work.

or whipped cream on ice cream, with m&ms on top.

 

[Axver]

Khan had so many good comebacks available to her right there and she didn't use any of them. She phails. Epically. I in her general direction.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Khan had so many good comebacks available to her right there and she didn't use any of them. She phails. Epically. I in her general direction.

you're reminding me of my grandmother

 

[Axver]

you're reminding me of my grandmother

I have a blazer that will make me look like her too.

If you ask Bonnie anyway.

 

[coolian2]

Ian wishes more people use the third person.

He is also impressed by the fact that his screen lightens/darkens depending on the ambient light in the room.

 

[liamcool]

Yeah, Bonnie, I'll have some iced coffee, as long as you come with it.

 

[Axver]

Ian is a fool.

Liam is desperate.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I have a blazer that will make me look like her too.

If you ask Bonnie anyway.

i've seen you in your old school blazer, does that count?

my grandmother always asks me stuff in the third person, it drives me up the wall. she'll ask me "how's katie?" or "what'd katie get?" if we're at a restaurant. so fucking annoying. it reminds me of what people do to children. "and how is bobby today?" goddamn.

 

[liamcool]

I've had more sex than you.

 

[coolian2]

Yeah, Bonnie, I'll have some iced coffee, as long as you come with it.

If it's coffee, tea or you, I'll have the coffee.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I have a blazer that will make me look like her too.

If you ask Bonnie anyway.

That is true.

But if it makes you feel any better, I wore this terribly unco shirt yesterday just because my mum got it for me.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Ian wishes more people use the third person.

He is also impressed by the fact that his screen lightens/darkens depending on the ambient light in the room.

k, now you sound like elmo.

and your brightness adjusts? wow. must be a new feature. though i like it as bright as possible at all times because i'm fucking blinde.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I've had more sex than you.

than who?

overshare: you've probably had more sex than everyone in this thread.

 

[Axver]

i've seen you in your old school blazer, does that count?

my grandmother always asks me stuff in the third person, it drives me up the wall. she'll ask me "how's katie?" or "what'd katie get?" if we're at a restaurant. so fucking annoying. it reminds me of what people do to children. "and how is bobby today?" goddamn.

Wrong blazer. Phail. Again.

Awww, does wittle Katie-diddums not like that? :tear:

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Wrong blazer. Phail. Again.

Awww, does wittle Katie-diddums not like that? :tear:

go phail yourself

UGH. i won't even tell you the dumb nickname she calls me sometimes. but it isn't that. the kind of nicknames people give me that i like don't even involve my real name. like slut.