Middle Intercourse Island superthread

[the tourist]

 

[Alisaura]

Wine is made of win, you uncultured Philistines.

Did you like wine the first time you tasted it?

 

[LemonMelon]

What the hell does "fap" mean?

It's an onomatopoeia. Ahem.

 

[the tourist]

you've never heard of that term?

it's the sound a, ummm...guy makes when he's masturbating.

Some people make noise? Holy shit.

 

[Axver]

People've been calling Robert Smith "Fat Bob" for years. Time for "Chunky Paul"?

I like to call Robert Smith "Blobert".

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

gahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

It's an onomatopoeia. Ahem.

thank you. guys fap, girls shlick. but i don't like that term. i just say fap, regardless of gender.

 

[Axver]

Did you like wine the first time you tasted it?

Probably? I've been drinking wine my entire life. I know I enjoyed it by the time I was three and had a favourite wine by the time I was seven.

 

[the tourist]

Wrong. Wine. Vodka or whatever you like does not contain SuperWin.

But wine is the drink of the more sophisticated, so you just must be a simpleton. I'll forgive you your failings in taste.

 

[Alisaura]

*goes to vote in Survivor*

 

[the tourist]

thank you. guys fap, girls shlick. but i don't like that term. i just say fap, regardless of gender.

Who the hell comes up with this bullshit?

 

[LemonMelon]

Probably? I've been drinking wine my entire life. I know I enjoyed it by the time I was three and had a favourite wine by the time I was seven.

No drink you were chugging when you were three could be THAT cultured.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Who the hell comes up with this bullshit?

people. i dunno. i've known the term for a while.

 

[LemonMelon]

Who the hell comes up with this bullshit?

People in chat superthreads on other forums.

 

[the tourist]

People in chat superthreads on other forums.

Those disgusting motherfuckers.

 

[the tourist]

Schlick is pretty funny, though.

 

[Axver]

No drink you were chugging when you were three could be THAT cultured.

My father is a wine connossieur (his team were New Zealand wine tasting champions a few years back). We always had wine at the dinner table, so it was natural that I would have a sip.

You know, describing that and considering my name, I suddenly feel French.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Those disgusting motherfuckers.

those SEXY motherfuckers.

 

[the tourist]

I think I'm gonna go to bed at 9100.

 

[LemonMelon]

My father is a wine connossieur (his team were New Zealand wine tasting champions a few years back). We always had wine at the dinner table, so it was natural that I would have a sip.

You know, describing that and considering my name, I suddenly feel French.

Yeah, I figured you were just sipping the stuff. There aren't too many three year-old winos out there.

Well, maybe Gabe.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Schlick is pretty funny, though.

lol, i know.

 

[the tourist]

those SEXY motherfuckers.

Only if SEXY was my description of Ian earlier.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I think I'm gonna go to bed at 9100.

9100??

 

[Alisaura]

Probably? I've been drinking wine my entire life. I know I enjoyed it by the time I was three and had a favourite wine by the time I was seven.

Aah. I think wine is like vegemite... it takes a lot of getting used to if you don't grow up with it. I can't be bothered getting used to something that makes me do the face every time I've tasted it.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Only if SEXY was my description of Ian earlier.

i thought that was a description of me! shit, if i'm not an old, balding, hairy-backed dude singing la cucaracha, then what am i

 

[the tourist]

Yeah, I figured you were just sipping the stuff. There aren't too many three year-old winos out there.

Well, maybe Gabe.

Gabe was the name of the singer in Euphoriette (my last band). Sadly, he developed a cocaine habit, left his wife and kids for a 19 year old ex-prostitute with a heroin addiction. And this was when I quit the band.

 

[Axver]

Yeah, I figured you were just sipping the stuff. There aren't too many three year-old winos out there.

Well, maybe Gabe.

I grew up visiting vineyards and wineries in rural New Zealand with my father. It was great fun. Especially when we joined in on the grape harvest and I'd pinch grapes as I picked them!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

yikes that sucks but i like that name though, euphoriette.

 

[the tourist]

i thought that was a description of me! shit, if i'm not an old, balding, hairy-backed dude singing la cucaracha, then what am i

You're a Khan.

 

[Alisaura]

Also, I only just noticed that we're in the Middle of Intercourse.