Charlot worked at Woolworths when she was 15
And she worked so well, and kept so clean,
That she was promoted within 6 months
To a glorious Supervisor post.
Then two years later, Woolworths closed
And Charlot lost her job, OH NOEZ
After a futile hunt and lots of money down
She came to work at Wooloworths' twin, Foodtown
But she didn't take a Supervisor post,
But that was ok, because not to boast:
She was good at this and thought that, well,
She might be promoted here as well.
Linda the toad, well she said one day
"You can be supervisor soon, you're well on the way".
But Charlot heard some gossip, oh boy,
Which made her hate her place of employ.
Um...I can't make this rhyme any more. But anyway, the Assistant Checkout Manager wanted to promote me and this other girl up to Supervisor. Linda says "No, they can't, they LOOK TOO DIFFERENT."
NEVER mind that I serve WAY more customers than the supervisors do, never mind the fact that I am WELL within workplace standards, never mind the fact that I'm the fasted operator and get complimented on my customer service MANY times a day. Oh no, none of that matters, because I LOOK DIFFERENT.
I don't! I take out my piercings and tie my hair up and look bland as hell. FUCK. I wish I had overheard it myself and wasn't relying on someone else's account, otherwise I'd take this shit right up.