JessicaAnn
ONE love, blood, life
Dulce de Leche said:That's why I for one don't party with him.
I don't think you have a choice in the matter, guys.
Dulce de Leche said:That's why I for one don't party with him.
HELLO!??!!?!?Ormus said:Do you like marshmallows?
Because wherever you go, there Frank is.Evalicious said:The reason why i travel so excessively is only to get away from
Frank.
But im beginning to see that it doesn´t work.
Wherever i step off the plane, there he is, waiting for me.
Waiting and grinning.
Grinning and waiting.
Shit.
No, thank you, dear reader.U2Girl1978 said:Massive internal bleeding happens when we don't have more of these threads on the blue crack.
Thank you for lighting up my life once again gang!
Calluna said:
No, thank you, dear reader.
I have decided to repost links to the original Frank the Monkey stories for those who may not had a chance to read them yet.
Let Me Tell You About Frank The Monkey
Dirty Old Quill
Scream for Vengeance
Kieran McConville said:Excellent, Calluna. I'd almost have forgotten about Frank the Monkey if it wasn't for the fact that he gores me and Zoomerang96 every two hours with a spiked 12 foot steel dildo.
Note: that's 'a' dildo... not 'his' dildo.
Calluna said:
Because wherever you go, there Frank is.
It's telepathy, dear Eva. He is as old as sin and he can read our minds.Evalicious said:
but HOW DOES HE KNOW, CALLLLUNA?
how does he always know where im gonna go?
it doesn´t really make sense, not when you think about it.
Im beginning to see that it can´t be a coincidence that he always
runs into me...... And when he does, it´s not pretty.
Numb1075 said:Frank drives a Dodge Stratus
Evalicious said:
HE´S A MONKEY!!!
HE CAN´T DRIVE!
Too bad that it was the Canadian border that you ran towards.JessicaAnn said:You can run for the border, but you can't hide from Frank, guys.
Evalicious said:
And Mrs Garrison, i do hope you´re talking about your dinner.
Sure, Frank can't drive all on his own but he practices mind-control so he can make mere humans do his bidding.Evalicious said:
HE´S A MONKEY!!!
HE CAN´T DRIVE!
MY CAPS LOCK IS ON AND I CAN´T STOP SCREAMING.