Manatee County, Florida Superthread

[Cin]

It's not my favourite body part either

but I bet the boys like to slap them.

now I have Add t Up by the Violent Femmes stuck in my head
"Words all fail the magic prize
Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs."

 

[Axver]

I'm with The Harlotte that "thigh" is an ugly word.

I'm with The Cinner that this summer has brought out far too many large wobbling thighs in short shorts. And two-sizes-too-small tops for that matter. Not attractive, ladies.

 

[Slopsy]

I wouldn't have it any other way.
'Night!

 

[Cin]

Axver is reviewing wine, Charlot is critiquing words, Cin is being a gran, and Andrew is quietly passing out during his one opportunity with feminine contact today. Everything is in its right place.

Night, Superthread.

night LM

 

[Slopsy]

I'm with The Harlotte that "thigh" is an ugly word.

I'm with The Cinner that this summer has brought out far too many large wobbling thighs in short shorts. And two-sizes-too-small tops for that matter. Not attractive, ladies.

I'm sure this would be a revelation to most of these people: wearing a size 8 does not MAKE YOU A SIZE 8!

 

[Cin]

I'm with The Harlotte that "thigh" is an ugly word.

I'm with The Cinner that this summer has brought out far too many large wobbling thighs in short shorts. And two-sizes-too-small tops for that matter. Not attractive, ladies.

Not at all, even if you have the figure I do not need to see your arse cheeks and boosies thank you very much!

 

[Axver]

Haha, have a good one Traviud!

 

[Slopsy]

This summer is crap and has hardly caused me to expose my thighs at all.

...this is probably for the best, anyway.

 

[Axver]

I'm sure this would be a revelation to most of these people: wearing a size 8 does not MAKE YOU A SIZE 8!

It doesn't?

Oh SHIT!

: sells wardrobe :

 

[Slopsy]

It doesn't?

Oh SHIT!

: sells wardrobe :

We can't have your boobs hanging out everywhere!


Wait, what?

 

[Cin]

I saw a girl tonight in tight skinny dark jeans, rainbow braces and a tight white tucked in t-shirt. She had a good handfull of muffin top the whole way around, it really was horrendous. Sometimes girls must not realise that the clothes are a little unflattering but this way eye streamingly bad.

I on the other hand, always look well groomed and tailored.

 

[Axver]

We can't have your boobs hanging out everywhere!


Wait, what?

PLEBA wants to know about these moobs of mine, I'm telling you.

 

[Cin]

It doesn't?

Oh SHIT!

: sells wardrobe :

pssst, send the tops to me man.

 

[Slopsy]

PLEBA wants to know about these moobs of mine, I'm telling you.

I'm so confused as to whether or not you're Larry Mulling Jar.

 

[Axver]

I'm so confused as to whether or not you're Larry Mulling Jar.

If I sit behind a jar drumklit, PLEBA won't know the difference.

 

[Slopsy]

I saw a girl tonight in tight skinny dark jeans, rainbow braces and a tight white tucked in t-shirt. She had a good handfull of muffin top the whole way around, it really was horrendous. Sometimes girls must not realise that the clothes are a little unflattering but this way eye streamingly bad.

I on the other hand, always look well groomed and tailored.

Pooniversity is a minefield for this sort of thing.

I, on the other hand, always look like a hobo. A beautiful hobo.

 

[Axver]

I on the other hand, always look well groomed and tailored.

Though it's safe to say the day you have some muffintop going on is the day the world ends.

 

[Slopsy]

If I sit behind a jar drumklit, PLEBA won't know the difference.

Where can I get me one of these drumklits?

 

[Axver]

Where can I get me one of these drumklits?

Period Pains. They have so much drumklit, they don't need balls.

 

[Cin]

Pooniversity is a minefield for this sort of thing.

I, on the other hand, always look like a hobo. A beautiful hobo.

A beautiful hobo sounds lovely, and no-one will question why you're carrying a brown paper bag filled with alcopops.



My Mum has a lovely way of putting things. "You look like you've been dragged backwards through a gooseberry bush!" My hair rarely sees a comb and my clothes are mainly too big, wooooo!!

 

[Cin]

Though it's safe to say the day you have some muffintop going on is the day the world ends.

At the moment my belt would be grazing bone to create muffin top!

 

[Cin]

so.....where are we going next?




:bagsnotdoingthread:

 

[Slopsy]

Ohmygod Period Pains. :listens:

 

[Axver]

so.....where are we going next?




:bagsnotdoingthread:

I may have an idea up my sleeve ...

 

[Slopsy]

A beautiful hobo sounds lovely, and no-one will question why you're carrying a brown paper bag filled with alcopops.



My Mum has a lovely way of putting things. "You look like you've been dragged backwards through a gooseberry bush!" My hair rarely sees a comb and my clothes are mainly too big, wooooo!!

I'm a CLASSY LADY.

 

[Cin]

why are the Tourists still online? If only they had webcam

 

[Slopsy]

why are the Tourists still online? If only they had webcam

Hooray for peepshows?

 

[Cin]

twelve to go

 

[Axver]

twelve to go

I hope we can get to the new thread first!

 

[Slopsy]

Epic post milestone had better be epic.