Malbun, Liechtenstein Superthread (400 Superthreads!)

[bono_212]

She speaks the truth.

Biggest relief of my life.

WHY WAS THERE DOUBT!!!?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Is it wrong that I just snorted/laughed over that?

If you don't snort/laugh whenever you see the NEVAR emoticon, you're doing it wrong.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'm surprised I do. I've tried to block that year out, it being the year my parents divorced and all.

Yeah, that'll help with being jobless.

yeah, i can imagine.

yeah, i read what you said about your employers screwing you over. that is totally shitty. i hope you find a new job soon.

 

[coolian2]

If you don't snort/laugh whenever you see the NEVAR emoticon, you're doing it wrong.

i was going to mention it being the bonnie signal, but you arrived before i could say anything.

talk about effective.

 

[LemonMelon]

WHY WAS THERE DOUBT!!!?

There there. I've been called a girl in person.

 

[bono_212]

There there. I've been called a girl in person.

And I quote: "Can I help you ladies?"

Travis (in the deepest voice he can muster): "No thanks ma'am, we're just browsing."

 

[coolian2]

And I quote: "Can I help you ladies?"

Travis (in the deepest voice he can muster): "No thanks ma'am, we're just browsing."

daaaaamn.

 

[bono_212]

daaaaamn.

It was in the store we were GOING to buy his cowboy hat in. We....went somewhere else.

 

[LemonMelon]

And I quote: "Can I help you ladies?"

Travis (in the deepest voice he can muster): "No thanks ma'am, we're just browsing."

I anticipated being called much worse things in Texas, honestly.

 

[Reggo]

WHY WAS THERE DOUBT!!!?

If you don't snort/laugh whenever you see the NEVAR emoticon, you're doing it wrong.

Hi Bonnie!

yeah, i can imagine.

yeah, i read what you said about your employers screwing you over. that is totally shitty. i hope you find a new job soon.

It's OK. My dad's a drag queen and I tell everyone I can that he is one. He's also a pothead and just generally creepy. Found his phone number on the internet yesterday. Resisting the urge to crank call him for not talking to me for seven years.

Thanks. I'm not picky at this point. I know Wal-Mart sucks, but it's better than nothing.

 

[The Sad Punk]

And I quote: "Can I help you ladies?"

Travis (in the deepest voice he can muster): "No thanks ma'am, we're just browsing."

So basically, I'll be bringing this up quite frequently from now on.

 

[Reggo]

And I quote: "Can I help you ladies?"

Travis (in the deepest voice he can muster): "No thanks ma'am, we're just browsing."

Is it wrong that I just snorted/laughed over that?

 

[bono_212]

So basically, I'll be bringing this up quite frequently from now on.

Should I add in that he attempted it in a Texas drawl then as well?

 

[LemonMelon]

It was in the store we were GOING to buy his cowboy hat in. We....went somewhere else.

I blame you for taking me to a store with pink leather hats instead of Robert.

 

[bono_212]

I blame you for taking me to a store with pink leather hats instead of Robert.

God, why did we bring Robert with us to the MOVIE store, we should've taken him there with us. Everyone loves a gay cowboy.



....too far?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Hey Reggo, how you going sport?

i was going to mention it being the bonnie signal, but you arrived before i could say anything.

talk about effective.

Damn straight.

 

[coolian2]

more please.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

It's OK. My dad's a drag queen and I tell everyone I can that he is one. He's also a pothead and just generally creepy. Found his phone number on the internet yesterday. Resisting the urge to crank call him for not talking to me for seven years.

Thanks. I'm not picky at this point. I know Wal-Mart sucks, but it's better than nothing.

i don't blame you! he doesn't sound like the father of the year or anything. i hate deadbeat dads

yeah, i totally understand. after nearly a year of being unemployed, i'm pretty much biting the bullet and trying to move elsewhere to see if i can start fresh elsewhere.

 

[bono_212]

 

[LemonMelon]

God, why did we bring Robert with us to the MOVIE store, we should've taken him there with us. Everyone loves a gay cowboy.



....too far?

Are you suggesting he could've finagled us some free saddles and cattle prods? I can think of a more overpriced store we could have taken him to.

 

[bono_212]

Are you suggesting he could've finagled us some free saddles and cattle prods? I can think of a more overpriced store we could have taken him to.

 

[coolian2]

edit: that one nearly ended up accidentally in free your mind.

 

[LemonMelon]

edit: that one nearly ended up accidentally in free your mind.

That would be like throwing a firecracker into a morgue.

 

[Reggo]

Hey Reggo, how you going sport?

I'm alright. I'm free of this job I've hate for three months. Not in the way I wanted, but hey.

i don't blame you! he doesn't sound like the father of the year or anything. i hate deadbeat dads

yeah, i totally understand. after nearly a year of being unemployed, i'm pretty much biting the bullet and trying to move elsewhere to see if i can start fresh elsewhere.

We call him Panty Boy, like it's his superhero name. The day he finally picked up the remaining bits of his crap from our house, he said to me, "Don't be a stranger." I looked him dead in the eye and said, "Then don't be stranger than us." Totally made my mom's year. She still laughs her ass off when she tells that story.

Gotta pay the bills somehow, you know?

 

[The Sad Punk]

That would be like throwing a firecracker into a morgue.

That's a great idea!

 

[bono_212]

That's a great idea!

Bonnie!


Bonnie

 

[coolian2]

That would be like throwing a firecracker into a morgue.

That's a great idea!

i did stumble across a new zealand flag debate on another forum and chucked it in there.

we'll see how it goes.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Still think he looks a touch too much like a vampire. Could animate a few sparkles, I suppose.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

We call him Panty Boy, like it's his superhero name. The day he finally picked up the remaining bits of his crap from our house, he said to me, "Don't be a stranger." I looked him dead in the eye and said, "Then don't be stranger than us." Totally made my mom's year. She still laughs her ass off when she tells that story.

Gotta pay the bills somehow, you know?

awesome.

oh yeah, i understand. i can't wait until the economy picks up again. unemployment is still 10% here.

 

[bono_212]

Still think he looks a touch too much like a vampire. Could animate a few sparkles, I suppose.

HA! There were two of them, and I couldn't remember which one was the preferred one. I was looking at it and I thought, "I think Bonnie said this one looks like a vampire or something...oh well!"